Relatives

[Ron]

Many, many years ago when I was twenty-threeI was married to a widow who was pretty as could be

This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of redMy father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life

For now my daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife

And to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joyI soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad

And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad

For if he were my uncle, then that also made him brotherOf the widow's grownup daughter, who was of course my step-mother
Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run

And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son

My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blueBecause although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild

And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild

'Cause now I have become the strangest 'case you ever sawAs husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

[millerkev]

and for those of ya that cant keep up

tune into jeremy kyle at 10am tmr and all will be explained further in detail

[womble]

I knew someone who was married to the Mother and his brother married her daughter, it was very complicated

She definitely wasn't pretty either

[Greigster]

That was great Ron, really made me smile, Thank you

[Ron]

Its funny when he sings it RAY STEVENS - I'M MY OWN GRANDPA

youtube it