An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman.......

[Roscopecotrain]

So an englishman, an irishman and a scotsman commit a terrible crime and get sentenced to a year in very large, deep hole. They are allowed a years supply of one comfort to take in with them.
"I will take a years supply of Guinness in with me" says the irishman.
"I will take a years supply of Whiskey" says the scotsman.
"I will take a years supply of fags" says the englishman.
So off they go into the hole for there sentence, one whole year of hell.
One year passes and they place a ladder down for the guys to get out.
The irishman climbs the ladder, gets to the top and keels over and dies from alcohol poisoning.
The scotsman climbs the ladder, gets to the top and he to keels over and dies from alcohol poisoning.
The englishman climbs the ladder, gets to the top and says "anybody got a light?"

[Jezarel]

The welshman just stayed down there. We are used to deep dark holes.

Regards
Jez

[Karma]

Jezarel I liked your old avatar better

[Jezarel]

Jul 3, 2013 22:44:20 GMT Karma said:

Jezarel I liked your old avatar better

He does move quite quickly dont he

Regards
Jez