Life is short - Have Fun

[sammy13]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars..... See If They Slow Down.
2. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
3. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
4. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana.'
5. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Sing Along At The Opera.
8. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
9. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won, I Won!'
10. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

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Oct 3, 2013 19:10:54 GMT sammy13 said:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars..... See If They Slow Down.
2. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
3. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
4. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana.'
5. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Sing Along At The Opera.
8. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
9. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won, I Won!'
10. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

  love it sammy13

[charon]

sammy13
and they say we have no sense of humour...

[siffy]

Love it sammy13, especially number 10...he he he

[proteckt3d]

I have a few too
11. Take A Stuffed Animal To The Vet.
12. Look At A See Through Glass And When Someone Is On The Other Side Shout "Oh My God I'm Hideous!"
13. Walk Up To A Small Child That Resembles You, And Tell Them You Are Them From The Future.
14. Go To A Pet Shop, Point On An Employee, And Shout “I Want That One Mommy!"
15. Dress Up As Ronald McDonald And Go Apply For A Job At Burger King.
16. Walk Into Sea World With A Fishing Pole.