Cross Dressing For Beginners.....

[Jaguar7777]

Firstly, only do it on a Friday.


Do not use super glue for the eyelashes.


Don't buy products with wings, they won't be any use.


If a tall dark and handsome guy asks you out, for Christ's sake say no. Yes will lead you to a world of pain.


Never let your Wife see you dolled up. If you look better than she does it can only lead to intense jealousy.


Don't try having sex in tights, you could do yourself a mischief.


Okay .... that's the basics sorted.


Jag. (Marlene on Friday's ...)

[Balllsy]

Yayyy it's Friday tomorrow !!

[barrynorton]

Oct 24, 2013 11:17:04 GMT Jaguar7777 said:

Do not use super glue for the eyelashes.

Don't most falsies come with rubber glue?

Erm, I hear...

[Jaguar7777]

Oct 24, 2013 11:21:42 GMT barrynorton said:

Oct 24, 2013 11:17:04 GMT Jaguar7777 said:

Do not use super glue for the eyelashes.

Don't most falsies come with rubber glue?

Erm, I hear...

Don't use the rubber glue, because if you do then everything will come unhinged in the heat of passion!

How do I know this? Don't ask ...............

Jag. (I'm sorry darling, but your earring is caught in my stocking .....)

[andy01424]

So by this post guess you met Venus from sons of Anarchy then lol
www.imdb.com/character/ch0345796/

[Jaguar7777]

I refuse to answer any personal questions on the grounds that it might incriminate me ........


Jag. (A virgin .... when wearing a dress ....)

[chrisjw]

I'm more your "7 day a week" kind of guy...............an advantage of being single............then again, maybe that's why........

[Jaguar7777]

Do you think I should come out?


Trying to bonk the Wife in the closet is giving me cramp .......


Jag. (When is Cross dressing pride day?)

[charon]

Jaguar7777

Daft Bugger

[Jaguar7777]

Oct 24, 2013 11:47:16 GMT chrisjw said:

I'm more your "7 day a week" kind of guy...............an advantage of being single............then again, maybe that's why........

I tried the "Ear Licking" thing on the Wife ...........


Washout!!


She thought I was trying to whisper something ............


Jag. (Don't you just hate it when you catch your high heels in a drain?)

[jakethevape]

Oooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkay this is a tad weird.

[fiddles]

Oct 24, 2013 13:36:24 GMT jakethevape said:

Oooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkay this is a tad weird.

Why ?

most of my life I have been trying to get into womens knickers

[charon]

fiddles

strange thing is, we spend 9 months trying to get out and then most of our adult life trying to get back in









I'll get my coat.

[Jaguar7777]

Oct 24, 2013 13:36:24 GMT jakethevape said:

Oooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkay this is a tad weird.

Clearly, you need to get out more often.


Experience life.


Try on a dress.


Then take some pictures and post them on here so we can all see them.


Jag. (You never know, he might fall for it .....)

[jakethevape]

Oct 24, 2013 14:52:48 GMT charon said:

fiddles

strange thing is, we spend 9 months trying to get out and then most of our adult life trying to get back in





I'll get my coat.

hehe aint that the truth