Chinese shopping (SHINYITUS) monitor

[robby]

Responsible Chinese venders have been extremely worried about their customers heart rate when shopping online in China

and the consequent wait for the parcel to hit your letter box, so they have made this item available. 

With this device you can watch your heart rate as you hit that PAY button and then as you

are postie stalking over the next lot of weeks for the item to arrive. 

ERRRRMM........................unfortunately.......................................it`s FASTslowTECH 

www.fasttech.com/products/1/10006572/1507000-1-1-oled-screen-spo2-heart-rate-monitor-fingertip

[charon]

robby

you daft bugger...

[djs]

Ahh. It's just so good to have you back.

My heart rate has dropped 8.6% since you returned to the fold.

[bear2249]

Oooohh. I think thatsy next purchase

[gapy360]

Good to see you back Mr robby

[robby]

Oct 30, 2013 12:29:53 GMT bear2249 said:

Oooohh. I think thatsy next purchase

All joking aside, it is an interesting little device, it appears to measure your oxygen level as well as your pulse rate (correct me if I am wrong). Might be an informative gadget for keep fitters
...................and heavy smokers



aaand you can play Doctors and Nurses with the missus

[bear2249]

Or she can use it to monitor you like a lie detector when shes asking how much youve soent

[robby]

Oct 30, 2013 12:42:34 GMT bear2249 said:

Or she can use it to monitor you like a lie detector when shes asking how much youve soent

I had ALMOST talked myself into buying one 

[Die5el]

Welcome back robby

[JayJ]

Oct 30, 2013 12:42:34 GMT bear2249 said:

Or she can use it to monitor you like a lie detector when shes asking how much youve soent

The Gf says she knows when I'm not being entirely honest, creative with the truth or as she puts it a lying little (insert insult here) .... She says when I'm lying my lips move.

[bear2249]

Oct 31, 2013 12:56:05 GMT JayJ said:

Oct 30, 2013 12:42:34 GMT bear2249 said:

Or she can use it to monitor you like a lie detector when shes asking how much youve soent

The Gf says she knows when I'm not being entirely honest, creative with the truth or as she puts it a lying little (insert insult here) .... She says when I'm lying my lips move.

My mrs says its when my eyes are open

Dont know why she thinks i like shineys though. Every time i go into a shop all i can hear is Move away or Nope. Then if my little feet dont move away fast enough my ears seem to go red and burn