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Post by Ron on Nov 4, 2013 22:00:42 GMT
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
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Post by OneDay on Nov 4, 2013 22:03:08 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2013 22:31:21 GMT
Keep 'em coming Ron .. every one a winner  |
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Post by Smokeybebe on Nov 4, 2013 22:32:55 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2013 22:43:15 GMT
I needed a laugh Ron and that fit the bill! |
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Post by Jaguar7777 on Nov 4, 2013 23:52:57 GMT
Oldies but goldies ..............  Folks, don't try this at home! Jag. (I might try it on the wife ... just to confirm it works ..... ) |
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Post by Ratfinkz on Nov 4, 2013 23:55:44 GMT
Pmsl I love this and have to send it to my mum. Feeling a bit low this evening so a good laugh is just what I needed, thank you!!!
Ps....how dirty are we allowed to go??
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Post by Ron on Nov 5, 2013 0:46:13 GMT
Pmsl I love this and have to send it to my mum. Feeling a bit low this evening so a good laugh is just what I needed, thank you!!! Ps....how dirty are we allowed to go?? I think if we can discuss clones and cat equipment removal the vista is wide |
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Post by Balllsy on Nov 5, 2013 0:54:13 GMT
Pmsl I love this and have to send it to my mum. Feeling a bit low this evening so a good laugh is just what I needed, thank you!!! Ps....how dirty are we allowed to go?? We're all adults in here so perhaps a warning in a title if you think anyone might be offended. |
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