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Post by Smokeybebe on Dec 19, 2013 17:43:56 GMT
Oooh I like the sound of that. Must get me some  |
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Post by robby on Dec 19, 2013 17:44:55 GMT
fiddles........I`m gonna be good.................................................. FIDDLES!!!!!!!!
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Post by fiddles on Dec 19, 2013 17:57:11 GMT
You're in luck ! My Monkey Jizz arrived this morning. I've just squirted a syringe full into the ethernet port on my BT Hub - is it coming out your end yet ?? Pants. I have virgin media. I don't think they allow transfers between different hubs. If I call BT and explain the dire situation I'm sure they'll send someone right over to set the connection up. I've made a nest. Built a contraption to hang the atty under the letter box. Hopefully if I make it to tomorrow the juice will go straight in the tank. I'm holding on.....barely. You can't get jizz from a virgin Hub Silly stands to reason its gotta lose its virginity first  fiddles........I`m gonna be good.................................................. FIDDLES!!!!!!!!
Go for it Robby good is boring & fancy tagging me to this type of thread... that's just asking for trouble  |
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Post by xxquartzxx on Dec 19, 2013 18:43:56 GMT
Your Monkey Jizz got re-routed to my house,vaping on it now |
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Post by Jerri on Dec 19, 2013 19:01:03 GMT
ugh, sounds rank  I dont mind custard.....but bananary custard NO! It taste like those yellow foam banana sweets you can buy. It's clearly the juice of all juices. |
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Post by Jerri on Dec 19, 2013 19:01:58 GMT
Pants. I have virgin media. I don't think they allow transfers between different hubs. If I call BT and explain the dire situation I'm sure they'll send someone right over to set the connection up. I've made a nest. Built a contraption to hang the atty under the letter box. Hopefully if I make it to tomorrow the juice will go straight in the tank. I'm holding on.....barely. You can't get jizz from a virgin Hub Silly stands to reason its gotta lose its virginity first fiddles........I`m gonna be good.................................................. FIDDLES!!!!!!!!
Go for it Robby good is boring & fancy tagging me to this type of thread... that's just asking for trouble BT weren't very sympathetic. This is terrible. I have people wanting to help. Fibre optic juice delivery is the future. |
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Post by Jerri on Dec 19, 2013 19:03:27 GMT
Your Monkey Jizz got re-routed to my house,vaping on it now I'm not above murder......, I may buy my own monkey. Will it be the same? I'll get him a lovely lady monkey companion. |
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Post by Jerri on Dec 19, 2013 19:05:29 GMT
whats it taste off then? (and dont you dare say bananas!) It's banana custard pep. Got a bottle steeping, but not tried it yet so I don't know how banana or how custardy it is lol. It's awful. Don't go there. Where do you live. I'll come and collect it. Purely to save you from having to vape it. |
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Post by xxquartzxx on Dec 19, 2013 19:08:28 GMT
Monkey Jizz is lush , i'm out of the stuff at present , but vaping on mrs lords custard creme that will do till after xmas , i have some red eye from vaping king which delivered today tried some in the dripper and its lush should be eveb better after a week of steeping I hope your Jizz monkey turns up tomorrow |
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Post by fiddles on Dec 19, 2013 19:10:37 GMT
whats it taste off then? (and dont you dare say bananas!) It's banana custard pep. Got a bottle steeping, but not tried it yet so I don't know how banana or how custardy it is lol. It's awful. Don't go there. Where do you live. I'll come and collect it. Purely to save you from having to vape it. Do not believe them Pepperty its very salty tasting ( or so I have been told ) |
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Post by jaysey on Dec 19, 2013 19:28:28 GMT
Oh Lordy !!! This thread has cheered me up no end creased up !! Always wondered what a monkeys jizz tasted like ! Don't fancy it to be fair ! |
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Post by Jerri on Dec 19, 2013 19:41:57 GMT
Oh Lordy !!! This thread has cheered me up no end creased up !! Always wondered what a monkeys jizz tasted like ! Don't fancy it to be fair ! You should order some. At least 100ml. Then when you hate it send it to me lol |
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Post by stonethecrows on Dec 19, 2013 19:47:25 GMT
Bloody iclear is gurgling and spitting, tonight. I hope I don't get a mouthful of juice, and end up swallowing it. Hope your 'Monkey Jizz' turns up soon  . |
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Post by davetherayon on Dec 19, 2013 22:11:53 GMT
Get your monkey jizz from genuine suppliers!  |
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Post by Carpe Vapor on Dec 19, 2013 22:27:15 GMT
I.m guessing the one up the tree is the pimp
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