Vaping emergency!!!

[Jerri]

Okay. Panic mode. I've been vaping a year and a bit and this had to happen eventually. Don't read on if your squeamish because this is truly terrifying and not everyone will be able to handle it




I've run out of monkey jizz.


I know. It's heinous. I'm sorry you had to hear it.


The Christmas post has held up my 50ml order. The Royal Mail really need to get their priorities in order.

So what now? I have 20+ other juices which I now obviously have absolutely zero interest in. Which in vaping terms means I've nothing to vape.

I think the only solution is to give up vaping all together. And try to move on somehow.....at least until I can postie stalk tomorrow.

I know you'll all understand. So if I don't make it. Tell my SVD I love it.

[a1laserboy]

R.i.p. Jerri

[ionian]

Sleep - you don't vape when you sleep. Make a little nest next to the door bell, and curl up until the postie arrives tomorrow. The nest should contain a cushion, a blanket, and a clean atty with a new coil on a freshly charged battery for minimum fuss when the delivery arrives. Sorted!

Out of interest, where do you get monkey jizz from?

[Super-Shiny]

Dec 19, 2013 15:32:38 GMT ionian said:

Out of interest, where do you get monkey jizz from?

From Monkeys

[keepitgoin]

[oldleatherlungs]

You're in luck !
My Monkey Jizz arrived this morning.



I've just squirted a syringe full into the ethernet port on my BT Hub - is it coming out your end yet ??

[Carpe Vapor]

Dec 19, 2013 15:54:22 GMT oldleatherlungs said:

is it coming out your end yet ??

Flabaghasted 

[Jerri]

Dec 19, 2013 15:54:22 GMT oldleatherlungs said:

You're in luck !
My Monkey Jizz arrived this morning.



I've just squirted a syringe full into the ethernet port on my BT Hub - is it coming out your end yet ??

Pants. I have virgin media. I don't think they allow transfers between different hubs. If I call BT and explain the dire situation I'm sure they'll send someone right over to set the connection up.

I've made a nest. Built a contraption to hang the atty under the letter box. Hopefully if I make it to tomorrow the juice will go straight in the tank.

I'm holding on.....barely.

[Jerri]

Dec 19, 2013 15:32:38 GMT ionian said:

Sleep - you don't vape when you sleep. Make a little nest next to the door bell, and curl up until the postie arrives tomorrow. The nest should contain a cushion, a blanket, and a clean atty with a new coil on a freshly charged battery for minimum fuss when the delivery arrives. Sorted!

Out of interest, where do you get monkey jizz from?

vapingking.co.uk/product/monkey-jizz/

It's awful stuff. You won't like it. Best buy a 50ml bottle to try and send it straight to me, save you having to deal with it. I'll take a hit for the team.

[Deleted]

Oh dear, Jerri, really not good & all I can suggest is, from the comfort of your nest, look at online watch shops, lots & lots of them!!

[Pepperty]

whats it taste off then? (and dont you dare say bananas!)

[prr]

Shiny, you are not a vaping god you are just a very naughty boy.

Dec 19, 2013 15:44:42 GMT Super-Shiny said:

Dec 19, 2013 15:32:38 GMT ionian said:

Out of interest, where do you get monkey jizz from?

From Monkeys

[robby]

Just read the whole thread


Somebody help me up off the floor LOLOL

[sammy13]

Dec 19, 2013 17:03:17 GMT Pepperty said:

whats it taste off then? (and dont you dare say bananas!)

It's banana custard pep. Got a bottle steeping, but not tried it yet so I don't know how banana or how custardy it is lol.

[Pepperty]

ugh, sounds rank
I dont mind custard.....but bananary custard NO!