Monkey jizz!

[ionian]

I'd heard nothing but good things about monkey jizz, and I love bananas and custard so I ordered myself the biggest bottle that vaping king do knowing that someone on here would take it of my hands if I didn't like it. It's been steeping since Monday, but this evening I decided that I couldn't wait any longer to give it a whirl. 

I put a fresh wick in my igo-l, set my kick to about 10w and fired up the nemesis. I was greeted with plumes of very sweet banana, like the banana foam penny sweets I loved as a kid, with a creamy edge. The cream is still muted, and I'm hoping this will come out more as the juice settles and ages. 

Its delicious - what more can I say. Sweet, maybe too sweet for some but for me I could vape it all day and twice on Tuesdays. It's going straight in the next tank that becomes available

I've tried other banana flavours - I really enjoyed the Alchemists bananas and cream, it was one of my first favourite juices, but that has a harsh edge by comparison.

So, sorry to any other MJ lovers out there - this is going nowhere near the classies. It's likely to become a permanent fixture in my vaping collection, and I recommend aping my purchase, swing down to the vaping king website, and howler in delight at the chimplicious banana goodness. 

Sorry. 

10/10

[Steve (VapeStorm)]

Good review ionian will have to get some, but if my parents ask its just banana lol

[glentoran]

I adore this - this is the one juice I panic about - currently have 50ml steeping with just 2ml left

I back this up though with their MDV666 - very moorish creamy creamy with hint of raspberry. supposed to be cheesecake but I don't get this more biscuity creamy with raspberry

I'm diy mixing now 'cos of costs but spend about £30 a month on these 2 above

like you I'll be vaping the monkey after just 2 days

[ionian]

I know what you mean glentoran - I normally swap flavours throughout a day, I have several tanks on the go at once. For the last couple of weeks, all I've wanted was MJ - and the past week I haven't vaped anything else! I'll need to order some more, and I'll try some of the other lines as well.

[glentoran]

Jan 30, 2014 8:31:05 GMT ionian said:

I know what you mean glentoran - I normally swap flavours throughout a day, I have several tanks on the go at once. For the last couple of weeks, all I've wanted was MJ - and the past week I haven't vaped anything else! I'll need to order some more, and I'll try some of the other lines as well.

tbh I've not had a bad one from them. red eye very nice after a 2 week steep, got a bottle of the jammy dodgers steeping 
i'll let you know 

[River]

Monkey jizz my current vape however Vamp Kiss is a close second

[onetwothree]

Just received 3 of theses juices, monkey Buzz, jammy Dodgers and Apple cranberry I'm really look I looking forward to them

[ionian]

I'm dripping mdv666 at the mo - it only arrived on Friday so needs longer to steep, and I still have a cold so my sense of taste is screwed but already I can tell this one is going to be a keeper. Raspberry sweetness nom nom nom. I'll do a full write-up once I'm feeling better and it's had a proper rest.

[CaptainChaos]

Monkey Jizz?



Whatever next?

Donkey Spunk?
Dolphin D*ck?

hahahahahahaha

[ionian]

Forget the name, it's delicious. It's been my all day vape since I made this post, I've just bought a 100ml bottle which will last a couple of months with any luck. However, the juice changes character a lot as it ages - what starts as a banana juice with a hint of cream tuns into a thick caramel flavour with only the slightest hint of banana after about 3 weeks. Luckily, all stages of the juice are fantastic.

The mdv666 ends up being very biscuity, not unpleasant but I miss that raspberry hit that it has in the early stages.

They also do zombie pus and squirrel poo if you like a juice with a name you won't forget...

[CaptainChaos]

ionian - you have just made my day, thank you hahahahahaha

Where do I look for these awesome liquids?

Ian

[nurseygirl]

ionian, you should try their rhubarb and custard, i dont like rhubarb but this juice is great but i have found out that things you dont like to eat can be a great vape and things you love to eat (like chocolate) dont vape nice

[ionian]

Mar 28, 2014 12:02:26 GMT CaptainChaos said:

ionian - you have just made my day, thank you hahahahahaha

Where do I look for these awesome liquids?

Ian

[Pepperty]

names like that MAKE you want to try them excellent marketing ploy!

[sammy13]

So when a non vaper looks at you and asks what does of it taste of you say - squirrel poo