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Post by Blownupdolly on Feb 8, 2014 0:30:30 GMT
I cannot resist posting this as even though I am still in a fair bit of pain, have not stopped laughing at this for the last hour. This really did happen today. As many regulars here know, Mr Dolly works in a prison as a nurse. He is part of a wider team f both male and female staff. Part of the job for some of the nurses is to do health checks on new prisoners who arrive that day. This afternoon, one of the female nurses had an Eastern European prisoner come in who spoke no English at all. She was trying to explain to him that she needed a urine sample from him. She handed him the plastic pot, but the guy didn't seem to know what he was supposed to do, so she pointed at his groin area, then pointed her finger inside the pot. He seemed to twig and she ushered him to the toilets. After a few minutes, he still hadn't come out, but decided to give him a little longer. Still he didn't come out. Eventually she went in and called to him. He didn't rly but made shuffling noises. She went back outside and was about to call a prison officer, when she suddenly heard him coming back. Can you imagine her face when he handed her back the pot, and it was half full of.......... Semen!!!   Poor woman has been ribbed incessantly ALL day by prison officers and healthcare staff!  |
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OneDay
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Post by OneDay on Feb 8, 2014 1:05:35 GMT
Foreign wanker! |
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Post by poochops on Feb 8, 2014 1:12:04 GMT
Bladdy Foreigners, coming over here....
Etcetera etcetra
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Post by Ratfinkz on Feb 8, 2014 1:49:17 GMT
LOVE it!
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Blownupdolly
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Post by Blownupdolly on Feb 8, 2014 8:31:55 GMT
Foreign wanker! I'm still laughing....  Poor woman.... Mind you, I pity the foreigner even more if word gets round!! |
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Post by zeldamum on Feb 8, 2014 9:03:20 GMT
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Post by chykensa on Feb 8, 2014 9:36:51 GMT
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Post by Steve (VapeStorm) on Feb 8, 2014 10:07:19 GMT
Haha
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Post by VapeKingMikes on Feb 8, 2014 10:34:07 GMT
classic
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Post by Blownupdolly on Feb 8, 2014 17:39:30 GMT
Bladdy Foreigners, coming over here.... Etcetera etcetra LMAO... I only just got the joke in your line  . |
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Post by Raffles on Feb 8, 2014 17:42:37 GMT
Did he come out with a big smile on his face ???
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Post by poochops on Feb 8, 2014 17:44:57 GMT
Bladdy Foreigners, coming over here.... Etcetera etcetra LMAO... I only just got the joke in your line . It was a slow burner that one Blownupdollyi was worried everyone was thinking I was being a bit daily mail  |
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Post by Phoenix . on Feb 10, 2014 9:44:42 GMT
Hilarious, wonder if the nurse was laughing or crying |
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Post by Roscopecotrain on Feb 10, 2014 9:48:17 GMT
Haha love it dolly.  Sent from my Galaxy Note 2 |
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Post by Steve (VapeStorm) on Feb 10, 2014 10:50:29 GMT
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Proud mummy to; 
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