Aunty NNNNettys' and Uncle Gords' Problem Pages'

[netty]

As Uncle Gord gave me such good advise earlier on a problem i had,i thought it would be a good idea to have our own problem page.
I thought it would be good if i help the boys and Lordy Gordy helps the girls.Let us know what you think about that but please be aware your opinions will Not be taken into consideration.
I havent actually asked lordy if he wants the job but i am sure he will man up.
Disclaimer,if you are of a nervous disposition,are easily offended,cant take a joke,blah blah blah,please dont ask a question
I will ask the first question to see if lordy can fill this demanding position.
NNN

[bel]

Sounds like a great idea

[netty]

Dear Uncle Gord,
I am very concerned about global warming as i am sure most people are.I do my bit with recycling most things other than washing tins as i see this as a tremendous waste of our water resourses.I have several windmills dotted around my garden which help with generating a bit of electricity.These can be purchased quite easily from your local pound shop.However,my main concern is,when the global warming falls from the sky this winter and covers us in 6 feet of snow again,should i wear me wellies or boots?
Hope you can help me in this conundrum as i really am desperate.
NNN xx

[netty]

Have you any concerns that maybe lordy could help you with Bel?

[jerryrm]

Oooohh. Since I'm a guy, I get to ask Auntie Netty a question. Now I need to find a question to ask her.

[Gordy]

Oct 28, 2011 23:48:56 GMT @netty said:

Dear Uncle Gord,
I am very concerned about global warming as i am sure most people are.I do my bit with recycling most things other than washing tins as i see this as a tremendous waste of our water resourses.I have several windmills dotted around my garden which help with generating a bit of electricity.These can be purchased quite easily from your local pound shop.However,my main concern is,when the global warming falls from the sky this winter and covers us in 6 feet of snow again,should i wear me wellies or boots?
Hope you can help me in this conundrum as i really am desperate.
NNN xx

LMAO !!!! thank you for your question Auntie NNNetty and it is luckily a very simple question to answer for my first.... I would suggest insist on thigh high boots. PVC or leather to provide optimal water proofing and top to toe coverage from the frozen white stuff... high heals are also strongly advised and not only give superb grip but could double up as a life saving ice axe if you find yourself dug in



may i ask about your windmills? are these for the gnomes so they can mill and then bake their own bread? genius if you don't mind me saying

Lordy Gordy out

[Anne (fuzzy)]

Oh dear, be careful, the forum police might be around!

[netty]

Thank you for your super advice Uncle Gord,i will certainly take this on board.I do happen to have a few pairs of said boots(10),alas the ones in your pic play havoc with me bunions so i only wear those when i need to get closer to the sink,
Thank you for mentioning that i am a genius as i am very coy and wouldnt have mentioned it myself.You are right about the gnomes,however this didnt work out as Sneezy coughed all over the flour so i had to move him to the manual grinding stone(well thats what he thinks it is but its just a pepper mill really,bless him).
Jerry,come forth,or first with your problems,you know you can count on me to be very un sympathetic
NNN xx

[monster74]

Dear uncle Gordy


My doggy izzy won't stop digging for gold in the garden. I've tried everything, putting cornflake boxes on her feet, making her ride a tricycle but alas she still digs. Please help before she digs up my neighbours foundations???

Nats xxx

[Gordy]

Oct 29, 2011 11:12:46 GMT monster74 said:

Dear uncle Gordy


My doggy izzy won't stop digging for gold in the garden. I've tried everything, putting cornflake boxes on her feet, making her ride a tricycle but alas she still digs. Please help before she digs up my neighbours foundations???

Nats xxx

I have to say Nats i'm not sure who needs more help you or izzy cornflake boxes on her feet, making her ride a tricycle this is truely more bizarre behaviour than izzy digging for gold. never the less i shall put that to one side and assist with your quandary.

my suggestion would be to hide all the shovels and lock them away out of izzys reach and replace them with a nice metal detector

[jerryrm]

Dear Auntie NNNetty, it's 0 C outside and it's snowing. It's only October and we don't get weather like this until late November, or early December. Where's the global warming that they promised us ?

[Gordy]

Oct 30, 2011 0:11:55 GMT @jerryrm said:

Dear Auntie NNNetty, it's 0 C outside and it's snowing. It's only October and we don't get weather like this until late November, or early December. Where's the global warming that they promised us ?

hope you have your thigh high boots at the ready Jerry

[jerryrm]

Oct 30, 2011 0:42:56 GMT Gordy said:

Oct 30, 2011 0:11:55 GMT @jerryrm said:

Dear Auntie NNNetty, it's 0 C outside and it's snowing. It's only October and we don't get weather like this until late November, or early December. Where's the global warming that they promised us ?

hope you have your thigh high boots at the ready Jerry

Boots are ready, Gordy. I could have used thigh high boots in 1978 when we had 4 feet of snow from a 2 day blizzard.

[Gordy]

wow 4ft?.....thats more than enough

[jerryrm]

What a night, we lost our power for a couple of hours, but it's back on now. It's a good thing that it is, because it's below freezing out there. I heard that over 2 million people in the northeast U.S. have lost their power, because of this storm. It seems to be winding down now, we didn't get much snow here, but the leaves are still on the trees and covered with the white stuff, some branches are hanging pretty low.



WHERE OUR GLOBAL WARMING !!!!!! LOL