A little light humor.

[charon]

Just thought I would brighten up this morning.



Two Guys were working for the city public works department.
One would dig
a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in..

They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again.



An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, " I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it.
"Why do you dig a hole,only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, " Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team."
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".But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick. "










Edit to avoid offence to our friends in other parts of UK

[Di]

    

      

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[lisburnvapes]

Why does it always have to be paddies ??
Yes, I found the punch line funny but not the paddy bit !
I know it's not meant to offend but jokes like this should be left where they belong....... 1970s
Not on a public forum for Vapers !


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[charon]

May 15, 2014 9:26:45 GMT lisburnvapes said:

Why does it always have to be paddies ??
Yes, I found the punch line funny but not the paddy bit !
I know it's not meant to offend but jokes like this should be left where they belong....... 1970s
Not on a public forum for Vapers !


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No offence meant, just passing on as found. Content now edited.

[lisburnvapes]

No problem mate, I know there was no offence meant, thanks


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[lisburnvapes]

May 15, 2014 8:41:42 GMT charon said:

Just thought I would brighten up this morning.



Two Guys were working for the city public works department.
One would dig
a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in..

They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again.



An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, " I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it.
"Why do you dig a hole,only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, " Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team."
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(wait for it!!)
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".But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick. "










Edit to avoid offence to our friends in other parts of UK

Haha, it's even funnier now, lol



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[fiddles]

May 15, 2014 12:10:32 GMT charon said:

May 15, 2014 9:26:45 GMT lisburnvapes said:

Why does it always have to be paddies ??
Yes, I found the punch line funny but not the paddy bit !
I know it's not meant to offend but jokes like this should be left where they belong....... 1970s
Not on a public forum for Vapers !


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No offence meant, just passing on as found. Content now edited.

Well IMO its not funny now

The PC brigade can , NO i will not type what I am thinking as its very un PC
A Joke is a joke & should be taken as such, it is a real shame people seem to have lost their sense of humour .

Try this one very un PC

Wee Irish boy crying by the side of the road.
A man asks "What's wrong?"
Boy says "Me Ma is dead"

"Oh bejaysus" the man says "Do you want me to get Father O'Riley ?"
Wee boy replies"No thanks Mister, Sex is the last ting on me moind
roight now."

or this

On my Census form there is a question "Do you have any
dependants?"Apparently putting "Hundreds of Africans, Pakis, Somalians,
single mums, Romanians, loafers, smack heads and non English speaking
people" isn't the right answer. They've sent my form back!

[lisburnvapes]

May 15, 2014 13:54:13 GMT fiddles said:

May 15, 2014 12:10:32 GMT charon said:

No offence meant, just passing on as found. Content now edited.

Well IMO its not funny now

The PC brigade can , NO i will not type what I am thinking as its very un PC
A Joke is a joke & should be taken as such, it is a real shame people seem to have lost their sense of humour .

Try this one very un PC

Wee Irish boy crying by the side of the road.
A man asks "What's wrong?"
Boy says "Me Ma is dead"

"Oh bejaysus" the man says "Do you want me to get Father O'Riley ?"
Wee boy replies"No thanks Mister, Sex is the last ting on me moind
roight now."

or this

On my Census form there is a question "Do you have any
dependants?"Apparently putting "Hundreds of Africans, Pakis, Somalians,
single mums, Romanians, loafers, smack heads and non English speaking
people" isn't the right answer. They've sent my form back!

Just noticed this childish post, look, I'm not going to get into an argument about this as the original poster and myself have moved on but you seem to have an axe to grind and want to carry on with subject, so in saying that.......have fun with your 1970s joke book !


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What I can''t understand you carried on reading knowing the joke clearly states from the first line its a paddy joke. My surname is Daly and I took it in good humour. Lighten up No one got hurt!

[lisburnvapes]

May 15, 2014 14:30:30 GMT stamina said:

What I can''t understand you carried on reading knowing the joke clearly states from the first line its a paddy joke. My surname is Daly and I took it in good humour. Lighten up No one got hurt!

I was "lightened up" as you put it, I also found it funny as I said in my first post, as far as I was concerned it was sorted this morning, what I can't accept is the need to post further "jokes" which amongst things, mention "pakis", this language IMO is unacceptable, it just shows ignorance of the highest level, if no one else can see this then I give up and won't be adding to this thread, never mind the fact that not all members of this forum are "white/English "


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[fiddles]

May 15, 2014 14:55:33 GMT lisburnvapes said:

May 15, 2014 14:30:30 GMT stamina said:

What I can''t understand you carried on reading knowing the joke clearly states from the first line its a paddy joke. My surname is Daly and I took it in good humour. Lighten up No one got hurt!

I was "lightened up" as you put it, I also found it funny as I said in my first post, as far as I was concerned it was sorted this morning, what I can't accept is the need to post further "jokes" which amongst things, mention "pakis", this language IMO is unacceptable, it just shows ignorance of the highest level, if no one else can see this then I give up and won't be adding to this thread, never mind the fact that not all members of this forum are "white/English "


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All I have to say to that is why bring White into it ? do you not get white Romanians, Africans or any of the other races mentioned in Joke, also paki is short for pakistan so why is it racist when scottish people are often referred to as scots ?

Like I said before a joke is a joke take it as that. I come from Norfolk & the joke for this area is incest capital of Britain, I find these jokes funny & do not consider them a personal insult.

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Okay its a fine line. I agree with certain words that shouldn't be said. You made your point very well.

Well wishes

[decoy]

i have many jokes but alas it seems idd best not post half of them cause they are ether sexist,racist or hairish(blond )