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Post by jaysey on Jun 18, 2014 16:07:09 GMT
Got back from school run and there was a package with Chinese label put through the window ! Got all excited thinking I'd forgotten about an order ! Felt a bit squishy though ! Excitedly opened it ....... Dodgy women's underwear !!!! Checked the label and it has a man round the corner s address !!! Similar spelt road name !!! Mmmm I haven't taken it round yet !!! Don't know who will be more embarrassed  |
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Post by hijack on Jun 18, 2014 16:09:01 GMT
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Post by fiddles on Jun 18, 2014 16:10:23 GMT
come on then ...pics of you modeling them first  then return them  |
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Post by leo on Jun 18, 2014 16:11:50 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2014 16:15:12 GMT
Hope the window was open when the parcel was put through it.
and what fiddles says.
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Post by Pepperty on Jun 18, 2014 16:16:49 GMT
Absolutely class!!! I'd suggest 'brazen it out' if you cant seal it up innocently ... or modelling it would be even more amusing, poor bloke would have a heart attack  I got a Chinese parcel today and was totally puzzled at what it could be as I only put a fasttech order in on the 7th............blow me! it was MY order, fastest ever delivery I bet! pity I bought utter crap |
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Post by wibble on Jun 18, 2014 16:19:47 GMT
oh that made me larf |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2014 17:04:12 GMT
jaysey can you explain what "dodgy womens underwear" actually is ?
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Post by mart166 on Jun 18, 2014 17:08:13 GMT
Pity it wasnt "dodgy women" been much more fun undoing that parcel  MP |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2014 17:17:34 GMT
 Enjoy seeing him squirm when you explain & hand them over to him, jaysey.
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Post by Greg on Jun 18, 2014 17:18:12 GMT
come on then ...pics of you modeling them first then return them I'm guessing the rightful owner would be over the moon with that  |
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Post by ronaldo on Jun 18, 2014 17:46:55 GMT
would love to see that |
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jaysey
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Post by jaysey on Jun 18, 2014 17:50:28 GMT
Ha ha ! Not a bloody chance !!! Wouldn't be seen dead !!! All black lace with strategic holes !!!!! Oh and a size 20 !! Mmmmm his wife's only small ! Must be for him .... I chickened out and squashed it in their letterbox ... And ran ! |
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Post by ronaldo on Jun 18, 2014 17:55:17 GMT
Ha ha ! Not a bloody chance !!! Wouldn't be seen dead !!! All black lace with strategic holes !!!!! Oh and a size 20 !! Mmmmm his wife's only small ! Must be for him .... I chickened out and squashed it in their letterbox ... And ran ! was it to tight on you  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2014 18:04:23 GMT
Maybe he has a bit on the side. . . . . . . . . . or rather a big bit on the side.
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then return them 
