How could she do this to me?....

[Raffles]

Ever since Girls Aloud, I've sent Valentine cards, Birthday cards, Xmas cards, begging letters, photos of George Clooney (pretending it was me)... and now Cheryl Cole has rejected me and married some geezer she's only known for a few months.

Life can be so unfair at times... I'll have to up the nic level.

Before anyone mentions it, yes, I am very shallow.

[VapingBad]

Personal I think you've had a lucky escape their Raffles and you should set your sights higher.

[danmudd]

Just think, she was once a dirty little charv hanging about Tyneside drinking cheap cider lol. And forget how FAF she is lol

[Raffles]

Jul 14, 2014 19:20:39 GMT danmudd said:

Just think, she was once a dirty little charv hanging about Tyneside drinking cheap cider lol. And forget how FAF she is lol

As I said, I'm shallow... and time is running out!

[Deleted]

Worrying, not sure what to say to that lol

[Raffles]

Jul 14, 2014 19:24:35 GMT @windows said:

Worrying, not sure what to say to that lol

I meant... before I lose my looks!

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Jul 14, 2014 19:34:05 GMT Raffles said:

Jul 14, 2014 19:24:35 GMT @windows said:

Worrying, not sure what to say to that lol

I meant... before I lose my looks!

Your ok you dont need to have looks you just need to knock her around a bit and bed anthing that moves behind her back and she'll love you forever lol

[charon]

Raffles

You have my heart felt sympathy, they are all so fickle.... I remember my fascination with fond memories for Felicity Kendall

[Raffles]

Jul 14, 2014 20:53:59 GMT charon said:

Raffles

You have my heart felt sympathy, they are all so fickle.... I remember my fascination with fond memories for Felicity Kendall

I still have 'stirrings' for her, from 'The Good Life' to 'Rosemary & Thyme'... hasn't she aged well.

[mybad]

Looks like you will just have to settle for looking at pictures of her and using your imagination.

[Deleted]

wonders how far this thread will degenerate

[mrlimbo]

Ah she knew she would be punching (no pun intended) above her weight , if she grabbed you

[andy01424]

well will have to say you have competition,thers a guy down the road has her pic on bonnet of his car!!!! but do agree lucky escape for you A: that tat she had done is bleedin awful! B personally think she is a poison dwarf C: Advert cos your worth it,yeah my missus is million times more lol

[VapingBad]

Jul 14, 2014 23:08:16 GMT andy01424 said:

well will have to say you have competition,thers a guy down the road has her pic on bonnet of his car!!!! but do agree lucky escape for you A: that tat she had done is bleedin awful! B personally think she is a poison dwarf C: Advert cos your worth it,yeah my missus is million times more lol

Four exclamation makes may be wrong in general, but it this case I think you were being reserved.  I hope it's a rusty 40 year old Lada or a Reliant 4 wheeler, but I bet it's a Clio or similar with an oversized exhaust trim.

[mybad]

Didn't know Simon cowell owned a Clio .