using cotton as wick funny taste

[ruffdog]

Gail is always saying to me . "A womb is NOT a locating device!!" Usually just after i say

Gaaaaail . . .. Where is my . . . . . . ??? ?? ? ?

[dalealan]

Well if they weren't genetically engineered to tidy up constantly we'd be able to find stuff we'd put down 20 minutes earlier

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Jul 30, 2014 8:42:34 GMT Cousin Itt said:

Jul 29, 2014 22:43:52 GMT dalealan said:

Now that's a good idea plus if it was adjustable we could make a fortune selling those cotton wicks with strings on ladies seem to keep buying. Right where's Cousin Itt when ya need him??

There is no need for any fangled gadgets for the menial chores in life. Thats why we have women

Well said Cousin Itt

I whole heartedly agree

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right on Cousin Itt ronaldo and any other gents (Chrissie, Perpetua) - we will have absolutely no politically correct left wing stuff on here

All right wing, women have different roles to men (finding men's vamos) and a bit of smut never hurt anyone bar those people who should have my pills

[lairey]

Why did God invent men?

Have you ever seen a vibrator mow the lawn?

[dalealan]

3 women walking along. One of them stops and says "Oh look they're dog tracks" the other one says "noo theyre definitely dear tracks" the third lass says "you're both wrong they're definitely bird tracks" 30 seconds later the train hits them

Anywho who let you out of the kitchen lairey ? Now get back in and make me a sammich Tease-smiley

[lairey]

Jul 30, 2014 10:45:46 GMT dalealan said:

3 women walking along. One of them stops and says "Oh look they're dog tracks" the other one says "noo theyre definitely dear tracks" the third lass says "you're both wrong they're definitely bird tracks" 30 seconds later the train hits them

Anywho who let you out of the kitchen lairey ? Now get back in and make me a sammich Tease-smiley

     No sammiches for you dalealan!  Tease-smiley

[ronaldo]

Jul 30, 2014 10:45:46 GMT dalealan said:

3 women walking along. One of them stops and says "Oh look they're dog tracks" the other one says "noo theyre definitely dear tracks" the third lass says "you're both wrong they're definitely bird tracks" 30 seconds later the train hits them

Anywho who let you out of the kitchen lairey ? Now get back in and make me a sammich Tease-smiley

make that a pasty and I will agree with you

[lairey]

Jul 30, 2014 11:01:55 GMT ronaldo said:

Jul 30, 2014 10:45:46 GMT dalealan said:

3 women walking along. One of them stops and says "Oh look they're dog tracks" the other one says "noo theyre definitely dear tracks" the third lass says "you're both wrong they're definitely bird tracks" 30 seconds later the train hits them

Anywho who let you out of the kitchen lairey ? Now get back in and make me a sammich Tease-smiley

make that a pasty and I will agree with you

You can watch it too buster, otherwise, when we take our road trip to Cornwall, I shall make sure ALL the other LADIES help me in keeping ALL the pasties away from you 

[ronaldo]

Jul 30, 2014 11:15:50 GMT lairey said:

Jul 30, 2014 11:01:55 GMT ronaldo said:

make that a pasty and I will agree with you

You can watch it too buster, otherwise, when we take our road trip to Cornwall, I shall make sure ALL the other LADIES help me in keeping ALL the pasties away from you 

[wibble]

My favourite sexist joke is 'what do you call 500 men at the bottom of the ocean ?' .... a pretty good start

but that said I do love men - they are amusing lol

[ronaldo]

what do you call one woman on the moon a problem
what do you call ten woman on the moon a big problem
what do you call all the woman on the moon problem solved

[ronaldo]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

[jaysey]

Jul 29, 2014 22:54:34 GMT dalealan said:

Jul 29, 2014 22:53:16 GMT ronaldo said:

two machines needed a tiny one for making cotton and rayon wicks

and a machine that makes them as big as rolls of wallpaper for mackams

And one that basically rolls a sheep up with a bit of rope attached for boro lasses 

Oi you manky lot !!! I'm from boro originally !! Watch out or il wallop you with my vtr or hammer

[ruffdog]

itsmeiank

How are you getting on with your cotton and coil building mate ?

This thread has gone to the dogs and don't want to have scared you off !!!

I remember way back somewhere on this thread you mentioned your coil was 2 - 3 mm wide.
do you mean lengthways or it's diameter. I ask because it won't make any difference as to the amount of cotton you put in if it's a long coil or a short (micro coil) as in, you still need the length of cotton to reach both sides of the atty chamber. BUT if you are talking about a 3mm diameter coil then that's pretty big and indeed if you try to fill that with a 3mm cotton wick, it may be too much cotton at the ends. What I'm trying to say is that when you put the cap back on the coil chamber you would crush that 3mm of cotton down a lot and there probably wouldn't be enough of a gap to allow that 3mm wick to wick properly at the actual coil. ( a bit like crushing a hosepipe) most of my coils and most others are about 1.5mm. Small but just big enough to feed the cotton through without going completely crazy and hitting something. I tried to and succeeded to make a micro coil on a fine needle on my dripper, thinking i'd be able to get a good long surface area for heating BUT for the life of me could i feed the bloody cotton through. My eyes went blurry, I felt like I'd got the DT's shaking and I gave up, wrapped a coil round trusty screwdriver and went at it.
I'm sure that is all as clear as mud,.

Ruffie.