Thought For The Day...

[VapingBad]

Hard work never harmed anyone, but worrying about it did.

[fiddles]

Aug 4, 2014 21:24:38 GMT ronaldo said:

fiddles hasn't put one on so I will do it for him no need to thank me fiddles wibble will love this one

now you have entered the marble halls
use the paper not the walls
if no paper can be found
just scrape your arse along the ground

Very good ronaldo but I was thinking more along these lines

Some come here to sit & think
Some come here to shit & stink
I come here to scratch my balls & read the writing on the walls

[ronaldo]

Aug 4, 2014 21:48:09 GMT fiddles said:

Aug 4, 2014 21:24:38 GMT ronaldo said:

fiddles hasn't put one on so I will do it for him no need to thank me fiddles wibble will love this one

now you have entered the marble halls
use the paper not the walls
if no paper can be found
just scrape your arse along the ground

Very good ronaldo but I was thinking more along these lines

Some come here to sit & think
Some come here to shit & stink
I come here to scratch my balls & read the writing on the walls

brilliant mate but because I was writing it for you I tried to keep it clean.................ish

[Gasper]

Every silver lining has a cloud

[Gasper]

A friend in need is a pain in the arse

[Deleted]

Everyone must believe in something
I believe I'll go fishing


-Henry David Thoreau

[fiddles]

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

[davetherayon]

"I shall pass this way but once; any good that I can do or any kindness I can show to any human being; let me do it now. Let me not defer nor neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again."
Etienne de Grellet

[Bluefish]

A problem shared is a problem doubled.

[ronaldo]

Aug 4, 2014 22:33:12 GMT davetherayon said:

"I shall pass this way but once; any good that I can do or any kindness I can show to any human being; let me do it now. Let me not defer nor neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again."
Etienne de Grellet

I had this on a plaque at my last bench at work it was my motto for a long time

[Q]

Aug 4, 2014 21:29:08 GMT chrisjw said:

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I........... ???



"Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!"

Actually the quote is:

Roses are red
that much is true
Violets are violet
and not f***ing blue

[ronaldo]

on my gravestone I want
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.
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when in in a sober mood I worry work and drink
when in in a drunken mood I gamble fight and drink
and when my moods are over and my time as come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down so the worlds can kiss my ass

[ronaldo]

Aug 4, 2014 22:44:25 GMT Q said:

Aug 4, 2014 21:29:08 GMT chrisjw said:

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I........... ???



"Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!"

Actually the quote is:

Roses are red
that much is true
Violets are violet
and not f***ing blue

I always thought it was

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roses are red

violets are blue

orchids are expensive

will dandelions do

[davetherayon]

May there always be work for your hands to do,
May your purse always hold a coin or two.
May the sun always shine warm on your windowpane,
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain.
May the hand of a friend always be near you,
And may your God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

May those who love us love us.
May you live as long as you want,
And never want as long as you live.

May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.

[Ron]

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree',
the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella',
the walnut says 'I look like a brain',
and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?