Ron
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Post by Ron on Aug 4, 2014 23:42:35 GMT
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts.
Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face
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VapingBad
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Post by VapingBad on Aug 4, 2014 23:51:55 GMT
I send my friends an email at Christmas:
Moneys short,
times are hard,
here's your F-ing Christmas card.
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dagl
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carpe diem
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Post by dagl on Aug 5, 2014 1:02:36 GMT
“Life is difficult. This is a great truth, one of the greatest truths. It is a great truth because once we truly see this truth, we transcend it. Once we truly know that life is difficult-once we truly understand and accept it-then life is no longer difficult. Because once it is accepted, the fact that life is difficult no longer matters.”
M Scot Peck
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thatguy
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From grace I fell in love with Her
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Post by thatguy on Aug 5, 2014 1:30:34 GMT
When you get right down tae it, there's only birth, copulation and death. Everything else is pure bloody guesswork! Rab C. NesbittI've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connollyand a last one says it all about PinkyPuff and myself Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. Groucho Marx |
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PinkyPuff
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Post by PinkyPuff on Aug 5, 2014 5:06:22 GMT
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Post by wibble on Aug 5, 2014 5:45:38 GMT
Treat life like a dog - If you can't eat it, play with it or F**k it - pi$$ on it and walk away. Dogs always seem so happy with life so this has gotta work ??  |
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VapingBad
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Post by VapingBad on Aug 5, 2014 9:16:39 GMT
Life is like a sh1t sandwich, the more bread you've got the less you taste the sh1t.
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prr
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Post by prr on Aug 5, 2014 11:09:15 GMT
Why is there only one monopolies commission?
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Post by goneforagasper on Aug 5, 2014 13:41:29 GMT
I don't like getting old, there's no future in it
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charon
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Post by charon on Aug 5, 2014 15:06:21 GMT
Age is just a number that allows you to calculate how much closer you are to the grave than the cradle.
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gill2009
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Gillybeans
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Post by gill2009 on Aug 5, 2014 15:24:07 GMT
The greatest mistake you can make in life, is to continually be afraid you will make one.
Elbert Hubbard
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Q
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Post by Q on Aug 5, 2014 15:30:29 GMT
Growing old is compulsory
Growing UP is an option
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Post by charliehorse on Aug 5, 2014 15:59:50 GMT
Some days your the fly, some days your the windscreen
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sammy13
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Post by sammy13 on Aug 5, 2014 22:45:06 GMT
Be kind to those that meet you as you rise, you may pass them again as you fall.
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thatguy
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Post by thatguy on Aug 5, 2014 23:30:26 GMT
The quality of moral behavior varies in inverse ratio to the number of human beings involved.
Aldous Huxley
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