jaysey
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If life throws you lemons slice em up and throw them in a very large vodka :)
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Post by jaysey on Oct 12, 2014 21:46:56 GMT
You think bloody hell these knickers are tight .. Must be the daughters ... Check the label ... Oh oh no they are mine Best start that diet tomorrow ....
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flavourtank
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Vape cloud Brighton :)
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Post by flavourtank on Oct 12, 2014 21:52:12 GMT
jaysey the elastics just buggered nothing to do with weight or your tumble dryer has shrunk them lol
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Tom
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Post by Tom on Oct 12, 2014 21:53:24 GMT
My wife has shrunk all of my clothes.
Just around the belly bit
xD
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thatguy
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From grace I fell in love with Her
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Post by thatguy on Oct 12, 2014 22:08:02 GMT
I am not fat, I'm just victimised by gravity
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arron
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Post by arron on Oct 12, 2014 22:14:58 GMT
I ALWAYS blame the tumble dryer!! lol
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Steve F
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Post by Steve F on Oct 12, 2014 22:58:32 GMT
I thought I had a weight problem then realised Im just not tall enough for my weight - PHEW
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Super-Shiny
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Post by Super-Shiny on Oct 13, 2014 7:52:27 GMT
You know you have put weight on when ....You leave a indent on your side of the bed!
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charon
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Post by charon on Oct 13, 2014 11:09:40 GMT
jayseyEasy answer is .........................Go Commando!!!
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Greg
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Post by Greg on Oct 13, 2014 16:16:52 GMT
jaysey there's a lot to be said for a voluptuous woman. And the fix is very simple HELLO MOMMY
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