Heavy drinkers are not as bright as everyone else...

[Raffles]

www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2965044/Binge-drinkers-intelligent-average-Having-low-IQ-causes-people-drink-alcohol-most.html


Well that explains my problem... what's your excuse? 

[mowjo]

Geeze! where do these people come from, next they will be telling us Vaping is bad for us, Breathing is bad for us so is crossing a road, what bothers me is these people actually get paid to do this sort of research, and all they ever do is tell us something most of us already know, still it's good to know that as a non drinker I'm more intellegent than someone like Richard Branson, I think these researchers must be alcoholics if thats all they can come up with, when I used to drink way back I always went into Idiot mode after a few! everyone told me that, I didn't need a researcher to confirm it,,

Mow,,,

[jevans]

Judging from mowjo 's post there doesn't seem a lot of point in reading the article!

Jim

[greendollar]

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here's how it went:
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. - See more at: www.sotallytober.com/funnies/buffalotheory.php#sthash.SLjTIE92.dpuf

[Ripshod]

Come over 'ere an' shay that
The writer must be a regular then, she's confused between heavy and binge drinking 

[mart166]

eerr eerr did you see wot they wrote, load of old, come on buy us a drink go on your my best mate you know and i've always said that, no, you wrotten b..... anyway what they wrote right well it's a load of, what was i talking about, eerrr come on buy us a drink you know i love you, got a spare fag too come on.




MP

[Get Off My Cloud]

Daily Mail journalists are not as bright as everyone else.