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Post by gizmondothefirst on Feb 17, 2012 23:48:40 GMT
A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barman asks "why the long face?"
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Post by gizmondothefirst on Feb 17, 2012 23:51:29 GMT
A lion walks into a bar....
The barman asks "why the big paws?"
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Post by DiscoDes on Feb 18, 2012 8:46:19 GMT
Green, click, whirr , red. ...... Kermit in a blender.
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Post by tafilad on Feb 18, 2012 11:03:11 GMT
My girlfriend say I have commitment issues...... Well when i say girlfriend she's more of a close friend actually
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Post by alvoram on Feb 19, 2012 18:56:18 GMT
An atheists worst moment is being truly grateful with no one to thank Oi... I'm an atheist... Thank God |
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Post by maccafan on Feb 19, 2012 20:02:41 GMT
My partner ran off with my best friend..I miss him..
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Post by DiscoDes on Feb 19, 2012 21:35:11 GMT
One for Stitch.........................
I swallowed some Tippex last night............This morning I woke up with a massive correction.
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Post by flipflop on Feb 19, 2012 23:15:34 GMT
I bought 28 bottles of tipex the other day.......Huge mistake.  |
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Post by X&Y on Feb 19, 2012 23:30:17 GMT
Sex in multi storey car parks Wrong on so many levels  |
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Post by flipflop on Feb 20, 2012 0:32:22 GMT
I should have been sad when the batteries in my flashlight died, but I was delighted.
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Post by flipflop on Feb 20, 2012 1:35:56 GMT
Just ordered an invisible baseball bat off e-bay, can't wait for it to arrive, the mrs won't know what's hit her!!!
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Post by magicma on Feb 20, 2012 10:47:55 GMT
Started my day with a good laff! ^^^^^^ thanks  MM |
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Post by tafilad on Feb 20, 2012 11:08:30 GMT
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot
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Post by alvoram on Feb 20, 2012 11:24:44 GMT
Missus thinks I'm gay... Just because I'm sleeping with a bloke that is!
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Post by jackiewsm on Jul 24, 2014 7:06:34 GMT
go through, leave my words  |
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