OneDay
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Vaping feeds my body but rock and roll fuels my soul
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Post by OneDay on Jul 24, 2014 9:41:00 GMT
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet....
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jackcustard
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Big Brother is watching...
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Post by jackcustard on Jul 24, 2014 9:54:15 GMT
Had a game of football last night with some furniture.
It was a draw...
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DiscoDes
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Perp's Personal Aide
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Post by DiscoDes on Jul 24, 2014 10:00:40 GMT
I bought some Armageddon cheese today, it said on the packet 'Best Before End...'
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OneDay
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Vaping feeds my body but rock and roll fuels my soul
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Post by OneDay on Jul 24, 2014 10:06:09 GMT
Sometimes I like to hide my wife's inhaler so the neighbours think I'm a stallion when they hear her panting "Give it to me!"
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DiscoDes
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Post by DiscoDes on Jul 24, 2014 10:15:19 GMT
I'm reading a book on the history of glue - I can't put it down!
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Post by snow on Jul 24, 2014 10:49:27 GMT
Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!
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charliehorse
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Post by charliehorse on Jul 24, 2014 11:03:54 GMT
Its difficult to say what my wife does for a living ....
........... she sells sea shells on the sea shore
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jmw2309
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Yesterday is a spent cheque, tomorrow a promissory note. Spend today wisely!
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Post by jmw2309 on Jul 24, 2014 11:55:25 GMT
Difference between light and hard is I can get to sleep with a light on
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djs
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Puffing on the RY4 today.
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Post by djs on Jul 24, 2014 12:01:39 GMT
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.. (how true...)  |
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leo
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Post by leo on Jul 24, 2014 12:28:56 GMT
Les Dawson classic:
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
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leo
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Post by leo on Jul 24, 2014 12:30:05 GMT
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects
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