PeeKay
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Post by PeeKay on Feb 11, 2012 10:53:34 GMT
So - jokes you can roll off in between vapes - I'll start with:
conjunctivitis.com - there's a site for sore eyes.
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tafilad
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Post by tafilad on Feb 11, 2012 10:58:53 GMT
An atheists worst moment is being truly grateful with no one to thank
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Post by flimflam on Feb 11, 2012 15:38:27 GMT
I think this one's pretty apt... "A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist."  |
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dave
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Post by dave on Feb 11, 2012 16:59:00 GMT
I'm going to pinch one of Perpy's - "I have a strong will but a weak won't"
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Post by Perpetua on Feb 11, 2012 19:50:43 GMT
I've never met a calorie I didn't like . . .
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Post by tizerbelle on Feb 15, 2012 18:17:22 GMT
"Nice belt!" said the 0 to the 8
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Post by flimflam on Feb 15, 2012 20:43:57 GMT
One for Perps:
"Veni, vedi, visa. I came. I saw. I did a little shopping."
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maccafan
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Post by maccafan on Feb 15, 2012 21:02:27 GMT
 Dear wife, I am so miserable without you. It's almost like you are still here.
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stitch
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Post by stitch on Feb 16, 2012 11:07:00 GMT
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
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Gordy
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Post by Gordy on Feb 16, 2012 13:31:06 GMT
i bought a bird the other day... it was going cheep !!
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Post by Khromm on Feb 16, 2012 17:38:33 GMT
I have sex daily... I mean dyslexia... (Thanks to my Dad for that, dyslexic old bugger that he is  ) |
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Post by gizmondothefirst on Feb 16, 2012 18:42:39 GMT
Whats E.T. short for?
...because he's only got little legs!
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Post by flimflam on Feb 16, 2012 20:23:59 GMT
"To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential."
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Post by maccafan on Feb 17, 2012 11:27:03 GMT
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think that you can sing.
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Gordy
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Post by Gordy on Feb 17, 2012 15:36:52 GMT
a man walks into a bar
....Ouch !!!
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