Cat helping to make bed

[clairea]

This is what I have to contend with when changing sheets on a bed I think she thinks she is helping I just couldn't stop laughing.
This is Charlie, she bounced and tugged the sheet on each corner the opposite of the one I was fitting,think it took twice as long to change bedding as usual, when changing duvets we often get a cat helping then wonder why there is a cat shape in the middle

[igual]

I'm sure cats are evil and plot our demise frequently, I'm bloody sure my cat does.

[clairea]

Lol they do my youngest often try's to trip me up walking inbetween my legs or stopping suddenly in front of me for no apparent reason

[igual]

Dog vs Cat Diary
dog typingDog Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!

12:00 PM - Lunch! My favourite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!

3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!

5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favourite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!

8:00 PM - Watched TV with my people! My favourite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!


Cat Diary

Day 983 of my captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.

B------ds!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.... for now.

[jevans]

igual
People don't chain cats up, they want them to run away!

Jim

[igual]

I have to chain my cat up or he would steal my vape gear out of spite.
Probably shouldn't have made catnip ejuice or rigged the laserpointer up to the fire button of the vamo.
Seriously though my cat is devious,evil,loveing,backstabbing all at same time.
Only last night he came up to bed and decided to bite my little toe at 4am for no reason.

Hells puddytat trigger