All Non Vaping Talk & Good Laugh Thread.

[Ron]

Anyone know how to cancel an eBay bid?
I made an offer for a Mickey Mouse outfit & now I am 3 minutes away from owning The Lib Dems.




I went to buy some crisps earlier and noticed that you have the chance to win tickets to see One Direction with every pack.



I didn't want to risk it, so I bought a chocolate bar instead.

[cHooBeyDoo]

This is for real

It's official guys..........

TODAY IS NATIONAL DOUGHNUT DAY

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To celebrate National Doughnut Day HERE is some doughnut cyberporn for your salivating pleasure

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Jun 6, 2014 22:12:37 GMT VapingBad said:

Just how i'm feeling right now........

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Maybe this will help (not PC warning)

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A bit long this one if you half an hour spare

Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle

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(Mild bad language)

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What does DNA stand for?





National Dyslexia Association.

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Doughnuts, Grapes and Sex:

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex.
"You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems", Linda told her friend.
"Thats amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I. Were thinking of going to a sex therapist", said Linda.
"Oh, we could never do that! Wed be too embarrassed!", responded Mary. "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?"

Several weeks passed, and the two friends met for lunch again. "So how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?", Mary asked.
"Things couldnt be better!", Linda exclaimed. "We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen doughnuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and doughnuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every doughnut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact its better than its ever been!"

With that endorsement Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and Tom into his office.
"Im afraid there is nothing I can do for you," he said.
"But doctor," Mary complained, "you did such good for Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, cant you give us some help? Any help at all?"
"Well, OK," the doctor answered. "On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of cheerios..."

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