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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2016 6:46:57 GMT
Just for a bit of fun and having a giggle using the English language I'd love to hear a few good oxymorons.
First up:
'American Intelligence' (Secret Service. Not a general put down of American intelligence.)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2016 6:59:48 GMT
Civil war. Theres nothing civil about killing.
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Post by decoy on Jan 15, 2016 7:22:52 GMT
friendly fire 'what the flip is friendly about it,also invented by the Americans   |
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Post by Perpetua on Jan 15, 2016 7:31:41 GMT
Comfortable Bra - clearly thought of by someone who has never worn one.
Foolproof Instructions - which invariably require a degree or apprenticeship in some skill to understand.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2016 7:33:01 GMT
A 'living death'.
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Post by lisburnvapes on Jan 15, 2016 8:48:22 GMT
One for us vapers, 'genuine imitation' ......... 1:1 clone, lol
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Post by stressederic on Jan 15, 2016 8:53:41 GMT
French cleanliness (joke)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2016 8:55:34 GMT
Adult male. (Sexist pig I know)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2016 8:58:56 GMT
Honest-Lee. Only funny if you know me.  |
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Post by crump on Jan 15, 2016 10:08:53 GMT
'Virtually Spotless' - Is it or isn't it?
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Post by nanotm on Jan 15, 2016 14:31:48 GMT
pleasant teenager
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Post by Perpetua on Jan 15, 2016 17:57:57 GMT
Non-alcoholic wine. * Does not compute! *
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Post by crump on Jan 15, 2016 18:08:41 GMT
Fast Tech - 'nuff said.
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Post by izan on Feb 9, 2016 21:30:17 GMT
reality tv
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