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Post by Chrissie on Feb 24, 2016 14:03:20 GMT
Noooo0! 
The nicer they look, the nicer they taste
Kebab or stew? 
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Post by Lee on Feb 24, 2016 14:33:55 GMT
The nicer they look, the nicer they taste
Kebab or stew?
With a plate of side salad and a nice cool refreshing glass of carrot juice  Tease-smiley |
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Post by Chrissie on Feb 24, 2016 14:39:53 GMT
With a plate of side salad and a nice cool refreshing glass of carrot juice Tease-smiley  |
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Post by RangersBillyBoy on Feb 24, 2016 15:11:12 GMT
Raffles two choices: 1) move in with me (there will be rules such as no touching.) 2)go to an army surplus type shop and buy 'Rat Packs'. I hope that is some help You're welcome my friend. 
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Post by RangersBillyBoy on Feb 24, 2016 15:19:37 GMT
Reminds me of an old joke.
A man is in the supermarket going through the till with the assistant scanning his items.
Meal for one beep,
Salad box for one beep,
A box of small yoghurt beep,
A pot noodle beep.
The shop assistant says "I bet you're single".
The man says "is that because I'm buying meals for one and small portions?"
"No" she says, "it's because you're really ******* ugly and you smell of cat pee".
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Post by Lee on Feb 24, 2016 17:33:57 GMT
With a plate of side salad and a nice cool refreshing glass of carrot juice Tease-smiley Replace the salad with carrot cake afters  |
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Post by tsoko on Feb 24, 2016 17:42:16 GMT
Pop the unused bread in the freezer & buy a rabbit to feed the lettuce to  Problem solved  Ha ha |
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Post by Raffles on Feb 24, 2016 18:47:24 GMT
Raffles two choices: 1) move in with me (there will be rules such as no touching.)2)go to an army surplus type shop and buy 'Rat Packs'. I hope that is some help You're welcome my friend. What kind of girl boy do you take me for  I'm confused now!... but thanks for the offer (I think) |
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Post by RangersBillyBoy on Feb 24, 2016 18:49:39 GMT
Raffles two choices: 1) move in with me (there will be rules such as no touching.)2)go to an army surplus type shop and buy 'Rat Packs'. I hope that is some help You're welcome my friend. What kind of girl boy do you take me for I'm confused now!... but thanks for the offer (I think) the disclaimer is very important. When one is as good looking as me there has to be boundaries.  |
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Post by Chrissie on Feb 24, 2016 21:11:12 GMT
Replace the rabbit with carrot cake afters Fixed |
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Tease-smiley 
