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Anyone fancy a curry tonight?... Apr 13, 2016 16:43:13 GMT

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Post by Raffles on Apr 13, 2016 16:43:13 GMT

How many more are out there shock2

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537652/Swindon-takeaway-chef-prepared-food-wiping-bottom-bare-hands-doesn-t-use-toilet-paper-cultural-reasons.html

I'm on bread and cheese tonight, and a few pickled onions

if you're just sitting down to one snickering_smiley

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Don't make old people mad... we don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.

yorkshireman Super Member Joined:March 2016 Posts: 1,024 Location: Likes: 185 P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Jun 16, 2016 11:23:50 GMT	Anyone fancy a curry tonight?... Apr 13, 2016 16:52:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by yorkshireman on Apr 13, 2016 16:52:48 GMT I was going to,cheers
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Anyone fancy a curry tonight?... Apr 13, 2016 16:58:30 GMT

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Post by yorkshireman on Apr 13, 2016 16:58:30 GMT

Apr 13, 2016 16:57:10 GMT Raffles said:

Apr 13, 2016 16:52:48 GMT yorkshireman said:

I was going to,cheers

Sorry, but I'm just doing my duty in warning you... have some fish and chips instead... although I've heard that.... thinkingsmiley

lol brilliant *bravo*

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Anyone fancy a curry tonight?... Apr 13, 2016 17:36:06 GMT

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Lyrics

Pubs are shutting and I'm making my list
Punters stagger in, they're all ******* pissed
The ******* drunk bastards can't take their beer
Free gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea
Seafood special with extra crabs, two pancakes with VD scabs
See you tomorrow, we'll have cheap pie...
We have dog, and I think he's about to die
I cut toenails into prawn crackers, add black bits from around my knackers,
You call me "Chinky", "Little Yellow Geek"?
You'll be on the bog for a week
You want to know what's in my wok?
Pubic lice from around my cock
Egg foo yung and crispy noodles?
No, I haven't seen your poodle

You want to try my sweet and sour chicken?
I'll give you free bag to be sick in
Call me "Slanty" - very, very nasty
I fart on chips and piss on pasty
"Chinky ****"? Ha! very very funny,
Jumbo sausage, chips and curry?
Gordon smiles and takes the money,
'Extra gravy? ±¥¬ ‡± (my arse is runny)
Ah So!'

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thebishman Super Member Joined:January 2016 Posts: 6,683 Location: Likes: 4,685 P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Apr 2, 2016 14:39:37 GMT	Anyone fancy a curry tonight?... Apr 13, 2016 17:40:58 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by thebishman on Apr 13, 2016 17:40:58 GMT Apr 13, 2016 17:26:14 GMT yorkshireman said: Seekh kebab anyone? That cracked me up!
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thebishman Super Member Joined:January 2016 Posts: 6,683 Location: Likes: 4,685 P.M. Recent Posts Last Online Apr 2, 2016 14:39:37 GMT	Anyone fancy a curry tonight?... Apr 13, 2016 18:10:10 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by thebishman on Apr 13, 2016 18:10:10 GMT Apr 13, 2016 18:08:27 GMT yahoo2u2 said: And how many are clean and hygienic. Lets not consider all the same please. Noone is wayne. Chill winston
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