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Post by OliverB on May 14, 2016 19:45:45 GMT
I'm sixty years old and I'm sitting alone on a broken sofa, watching Eurovision, drinking Lidl Merlot and eating a sausage.
All those dreams and aspirations of my youth, and it's all come down to this.
Take me now, Jebus.
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Post by crump on May 14, 2016 19:50:13 GMT
At least you've got a sausage.
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Post by goneforagasper on May 14, 2016 20:05:26 GMT
And you have been released from jail
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Post by Chrissie on May 14, 2016 20:09:33 GMT
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Greg
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Post by Greg on May 14, 2016 20:10:32 GMT
There's a lot to be said for sausages  |
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Post by Chrissie on May 14, 2016 20:21:31 GMT
There's a lot to be said for sausages Not if you are vegetarian  |
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Post by Greg on May 14, 2016 20:23:24 GMT
There's a lot to be said for sausages Not if you are vegetarian Then you need Linda M's version which I suppose we can loosely call a sausage  |
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Post by Greg on May 14, 2016 20:24:47 GMT
There's a lot to be said for sausages Not if you are vegetarian Sheesh, the guys in bits and you're bemoaning his sausage  |
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Post by Chrissie on May 14, 2016 20:33:08 GMT
Not if you are vegetarian Sheesh, the guys in bits and you're bemoaning his sausage Oh no I wasn't Seriously though, I hope our replies so far have given OliverB smile  |
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OliverB
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Post by OliverB on May 14, 2016 20:35:49 GMT
Sheesh, the guys in bits and you're bemoaning his sausage Oh no I wasn't Seriously though, I hope our replies so far have given OliverB smile Yeah, I nearly choked on my sausage. |
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Post by River on May 14, 2016 20:37:17 GMT
well im all alone with my son and dog drinking carling premier with 2 cheese and onion cobs in the fridge watching eurovision while my wife is out watching puppetry of the penis at the grand wolverhampton...............  |
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Post by Chrissie on May 14, 2016 20:38:21 GMT
Oh no I wasn't Seriously though, I hope our replies so far have given OliverB smile Yeah, I nearly choked on my sausage.  Seriously though, what where your dreams and aspirations? |
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OliverB
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Post by OliverB on May 14, 2016 20:43:49 GMT
Yeah, I nearly choked on my sausage. Seriously though, what where your dreams and aspirations? I wanted to go out in a blaze of glory in my thirties. Damned destiny. |
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2016 21:02:03 GMT
There's a lot to be said for sausages Not if you are vegetarian  |
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Post by jtc on May 14, 2016 21:26:59 GMT
I suppose hide the sausage is out the question |
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