Annual Stock Check

[lobeydosser]

I usual do this each November and according to today's check, I have come up with two sets of figures.

According to an Online Nic Base Calculator, I have enough to do me until I am 89 years old.

According to my own calculations, based on usage over the past year, I have enough to do me until I am 84 years old.

This means that if I kick the bucket before I'm 84, then my Vaping Neighbours are in for a Windfall.

Now my quandary is, do I tell my neighbours about my stash and then have to check the garden every night in case they have sneaked in and laid terminal man traps or do I keep quiet and blow clouds of vapour over their fence during the years ahead when their stash is all done.

Decisions, decisions!!!!

[pacman]

I'd go for blowing the clouds over the fence personally but it's a toughie this one

[Bobsbeer]

Nah don't tell them. Make them jealous as h ell by blowing 100% VG clouds to block their plants from growing.

[DaveJ]

Don't tell 'em.

Sometime, long after the TPD - when Nic price has risen sufficiently, release and sell small measured quantities from ya stash onto the black market.

Make a killing.

[lobeydosser]

I've been to the Farmers Market, the Meat Market, the Fish Market and the Flea Market, but I'm darned if I can find the Black Market!!!!

[jtc]

I've been dropping quite a bit of juice to friends the last few months but now I'm stopping it and going to keep things a bit quiet. I'm afraid I need to get a bit selfish and keep my stash for me. I'll watch the market over the coming months and years and see how things progress before I let my stash go elsewhere

[car147]

I am much the same jtc just keep my son and daughter in juice. I did advise friends months ago, and again recently that they need to at least buy some nicotine, non did

[jtc]

Nov 20, 2016 14:12:03 GMT car147 said:

I am much the same jtc just keep my son and daughter in juice. I did advise friends months ago, and again recently that they need to at least buy some nicotine, non did

Yup
I have friends saying 'stop worrying all will be fine' but I ain't taking the chance.
Gawd she's threatened to leave me if I don't stop stocking up lol, but I think I'm about done now.
Still if I can get a few more litres after Christmas I probably will

[lobeydosser]

Well I got fed up with SWMBO moaning about the amount of room I was taking up in the freezer, so I bought her a new one and moved the old one out to the shed.

Ofcourse, now that she has plenty of house freezer space, she has bought so much food, I canny find anything in the darned freezer.
Still, the shed freezer is well organised!!!

[baconandeggs]

Nov 20, 2016 16:12:01 GMT lobeydosser said:

Well I got fed up with SWMBO moaning about the amount of room I was taking up in the freezer, so I bought her a new one and moved the old one out to the shed.

Ofcourse, now that she has plenty of house freezer space, she has bought so much food, I canny find anything in the darned freezer.
Still, the shed freezer is well organised!!!

Love ya, that's pretty similar to what i did. Fridge freezer in house fridge freezer in garage as it was given us when the neighbor moved out. Got the kids and grand kids back whilst tere house is being built and the garage fridge freezer broke at that time we needed it so I brought a full Freezer for the garage

[jtc]

I did similar but I had to have the new freezer so hopefully it has the longest life

[lobeydosser]

I too will probably plunk for a new freezer for the shed too, possibly early next year.

After all, what is being stored in there is more valuable than any food that would normally go in a freezer.
Plus, a lot of the shed's freezer contents are my excess veggies from this years crops.

[lobeydosser]

If I have 14 years supply of nic base in my freezer, then that amounts to £81,760 worth of Fag Money.

So I guess a hundred quid for a new freezer would be a sensible investment!!!!