You couldn't make it up :\

[VapingBad]

Social floater anxiety 

Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo

"I called the fire brigade and once they had composed themselves, they set to work"

poor woman, not even Basil Fawlty could make such an EVENT out of such a trivial faux pas, thank whomever her name was not published.

[rezello]

Sept 5, 2017 23:04:44 GMT VapingBad said:

Social floater anxiety 

Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo


poor woman, not even Basil Fawlty could make such an EVENT out of such a trivial faux pas

Just seen this in my fb feed   Awkward.....

[Get Off My Cloud]

Ok not sure who is the biggest weirdo here, her for flinging turds around, this guy for seeing her again after he finds out she behaves like that or the idiots who sent them £1,200.

[Perpetua]

Have to laugh . . . . . . as if this is a normal occurrence!

"We had a lovely night on the second date but it's too early to say if she's the one. But we got on very very well and she's a lovely girl," he said.

"And we've already got the most difficult stuff out of the way first."

At least a couple of charities got to benefit . . . . . .

[DaveJ]

Riiiiiight, OK then.....

Sept 6, 2017 2:52:34 GMT Get Off My Cloud said:

Ok not sure who is the biggest weirdo here, her for flinging turds around, this guy for seeing her again after he finds out she behaves like that or the idiots who sent them £1,200.

Exactly.

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"So how was your date last night?"
"Pretty crappy"

There must be a million one liners there - but, oh my, what were they thinking?

[gill2009]

                      

[rezello]

I never actually read it, I just saw the picture with the quote underneath, I didn't feel I needed to read on

[chykensa]

Sept 6, 2017 7:00:15 GMT rezello said:

I never actually read it, I just saw the picture with the quote underneath, I didn't feel I needed to read on

My sentiments exactly!!

[jtc]

Very strange 😯🙄

[joeten]

Just to state the obvious " Dumb Ass" and that would be a pair of them

[VapingBad]

Sept 6, 2017 7:00:15 GMT rezello said:

I never actually read it, I just saw the picture with the quote underneath, I didn't feel I needed to read on

The headline is misleading (as usual) she didn't throw out of the window, she tried, got it stuck between the double glazing panes and it just goes downhill from there

[rezello]

Sept 6, 2017 19:09:59 GMT VapingBad said:

Sept 6, 2017 7:00:15 GMT rezello said:

I never actually read it, I just saw the picture with the quote underneath, I didn't feel I needed to read on

The headline is misleading (as usual) she didn't throw out of the window, she tried, got it stuck between the double glazing panes and it just goes downhill from there

Oh that's alright then 

[VapingBad]

Sept 6, 2017 20:50:45 GMT rezello said:

Sept 6, 2017 19:09:59 GMT VapingBad said:

The headline is misleading (as usual) she didn't throw out of the window, she tried, got it stuck between the double glazing panes and it just goes downhill from there

Oh that's alright then 

They didn't say if was a left or right cack-handed throw

[rezello]

Sept 6, 2017 21:23:48 GMT VapingBad said:

Sept 6, 2017 20:50:45 GMT rezello said:

Oh that's alright then 

They didn't say if was a left or right cack-handed throw