Chris 1 - 0 Duvet

[chrisjw]

Ha.... haaaaaaaaaaa.......beat you again............that's that for another couple of weeks.................

[Karma]

you seem to be keeping yourself very busy with household chores this week chris

I'm starting to feel a tad ashamed of my slovenly ways ##

[chrisjw]

Jul 29, 2012 10:11:31 GMT Karma said:

you seem to be keeping yourself very busy with household chores this week chris

I'm starting to feel a tad ashamed of my slovenly ways

It's my feminine side coming into play karma.........................You'll be glad to hear the moment has now passed.............

[beautycat]

Chris I see a new YouTube video - chris teaches blokes to do stuff are you up for it

A series of tutorials

1) loading unloading a dishwasher

2) loading unloading washing machine (advanced hanging on a line)

3) taking off putting on duvet includes bonus don't leave it on the floor in a tangled heap if you can't do it

Those are the first three , we can add loads more

[bluemagnum]

WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

[beautycat]

That's a fab course and should be a necessary qualification #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#

[esmecullen]

chris can you pop over and do mine??

[gjdart]

#icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# Absolutely Brilliant! #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#

[chrisjw]

Jul 29, 2012 11:08:07 GMT beautycat said:

Chris I see a new YouTube video - chris teaches blokes to do stuff are you up for it

A series of tutorials

1) loading unloading a dishwasher

2) loading unloading washing machine (advanced hanging on a line)

3) taking off putting on duvet includes bonus don't leave it on the floor in a tangled heap if you can't do it

Those are the first three , we can add loads more

Answers.
1. I 'AM' the dishwasher

2. I can load/unload. no problem......Can't get my head round the whites/colours malarky.......hence, multi-coloured clothing........

3. Not prone to leaving it on the floor, as I tend to trip over it, but I have shredded one with my teeth & actually lobbed one particularly awkward specimen out of the bedroom window once....accompanied by stamping feet on the floor & howling expletives in a rather high toned voice........

[chrisjw]

Quick update on duvet cover change........................just found the kitten ensconced in the clean one, which is already on the duvet.......................How the f*** did she get in there???????.......................swine cat...................

[Sandra (aka Chillax)]

You prob didn't notice she was on the duvet before you put the clean one on, hope you were not shaking it as well, poor kitty

[Karma]

OMG, this thread is so funny #icon_rofl#

[OneDay]

I'd be happy to enrol in one of these courses IF the women in my house learn to start putting the toilet seat up before they leave the bathroom

[Ellen]

Jul 29, 2012 14:15:38 GMT OneDay said:

I'd be happy to enrol in one of these courses IF the women in my house learn to start putting the toilet seat up before they leave the bathroom

I would HAPPILY leave the toilet seat up for men, much better for me just to have to put the seat down when I use it, than wiping wee wee off the seat, because men especially after a few beers try using it with the seat down and their aim is kinda circular!

[bluemagnum]

Jul 29, 2012 14:20:12 GMT Ellen said:

Jul 29, 2012 14:15:38 GMT OneDay said:

I'd be happy to enrol in one of these courses IF the women in my house learn to start putting the toilet seat up before they leave the bathroom

I would HAPPILY leave the toilet seat up for men, much better for me just to have to put the seat down when I use it, than wiping wee wee off the seat, because men especially after a few beers try using it with the seat down and their aim is kinda circular!

Better the circular aim on the toilet seat rather than the wardrobe