What a twat I am! Broke my ego twist!

[booblay]

My workmates are demons and they don't like me because I was promoted.

Last laughs on me though.

I have a coldsore.

Yeah, you like my flavours, bitch? That's Grizwalds herpes delux, that is. Vape it down bitch!

Bwahahahaha!



I hope you get your twist fixed, CFG. And might I add, I am also a Tori fan. She's fab. Unless you're calling yourself that because you just like cornflakes alot....or you are literally a girl made out of cornflakes.....

Anyway, hope it gets fixed.

[Karma]

Re your coldsore Booblay.

I was plagued with them when I stopped smoking and put it down to one of the weird side effects. However, it turned out that I was re-infecting myself by not keeping my drip tips clean enough. I got some alcohol swabs from ebay and I now give my drip tips a wipe with them quite regularly

[gjdart]

Oh!...big NO..NO Booblay...The last place I worked a fella was caught pinching from our lockers.. the management were never informed about it.... he was forced to leave as his life wasn't worth living we were told that you could steal from the company but never, never from your workmates.... ... Hmmmnnnn !

[booblay]

I know it's a big NO. I don't like it much neither. We have one or more thieves in the joint. They steal off other workmates (not just me) as well as residents (it's a care home) and also codeine has been swiped from the meds cabinet.......

But never mind all that....

The bitch swiped my Riva!

But seriously though, it's crap. And how to find proof, eh?

Maybe she'll come in with a nice fat cluster of coldsores on her gob....and THAT will be the teller.

I personally haven't had too much herpes since I started vaping, Karma. About the usual frequency of outbursts. And I never clean anything!

[beautycat]

Ohhhh sneaky wot sit that's dreadful shame you haven't got CCTV x x x

[Karma]

somebody like that should not be working with vulnerable adults >

[booblay]

Yep. It's dreadful. And unfortunately, it's very common in care homes, thieving carers....thing about a criminal record check - you only have something on your record .................. IF YOU GET CAUGHT. Lot's of people don't get caught.

Which brings me to one of my fave quotes:

'In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.' - Hunter S Thompson

Not totally relevant, but never mind