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A frog walks into a bank and approaches the counter clerk whose name was Patricia Whack.
‘Good morning’ says the frog, I’d like a loan for £25.000 please.
Ms Whack, somewhat nonplussed at this request from a frog asks ‘do you have any collateral sir’?
‘Certainly’ says the frog and produces a beautiful, tiny, pink, porcelain elephant.
Even more confused, Ms Whack replies ‘I’m not sure that would be sufficient sir, have you any credentials’?
‘Yes’ says the frog, ‘my father is Mick Jagger and I think if you check, the loan will be authorised’.
Unsure how to handle the situation, Ms Whack decides to consult with the manager. ‘One moment please, sir’ she says and disappears out the back.
‘I have a frog out front asking for £25.000, he says he is related to Mick Jagger and he’s produced something as collateral. I don’t even know what it is; can you come and see please?’
The manager goes to the door, looks out at the counter and says……………………………..














Wait for it…..







You’re gonna be sorry you scrolled down….









‘It’s a nick-nack Patti Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.’