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I'll be the apparent security with my mod that looks like a walkie talkie.

Back to topic. I ADORE cooking, my mum taught me so much as I was growing up and HATES me for my pastry making skills. However, here there is the kitchen of dooooooooooooom - tiny tabletop oven thing, no room for cooking or mixing or making or baking an d it drives me nuts. I do make a mean roast though, all crunchy spuds and crackling

*fingernails tap the table*

Up to you two, I'll just sit and watch with a pervy grin on my face

Aww, you're no fun anymore....

My mind has, and always be, filth, it just......comes free when it chooses

I AM NO LADY!

As proven by the filth my mind spurts free of its own accord

Yes neil, maybe I need an obvious flag for innuendo

FOUR MONTHS!