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Post by Smokeybebe on Nov 14, 2013 14:22:06 GMT
Sorry to hear this stamina  . I can feel how upset and angry you are, my heart goes out to you. What an impossible, stressful situation to be in. You have had bucket loads of patience with the woman, I'd have flipped long ago I think. I know it's easier said than done but take deep breaths and calm down, you will make yourself Ill and I think you are going to have to be incredibly strong here to bring this to an end. And it will end, I'm sure. Please don't let her wear you down to the extent that you can't cope, keep your head above water and fight! Be your namesake, have stamina  you have dealt with this so well up to now, I'm sure you can deal with whatever comes next. I feel so bad for you . Something has to give soon, don't let it be you.  , |
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Post by Smokeybebe on Nov 14, 2013 9:54:21 GMT
Had a bit of a one today, workmen fitting solar panels on my roof, we're supposed to be finishing off yesterday but they had to rush off and said they would be back Friday. This afternoon I had been trying on some clothes and shoes for an upcoming party, and my neighbour texted me to say she was popping in for a coffee, so I quickly pulled on some pajama bottoms. 5 mins passed and she didn't come in so I carried on sorting my shoes out and came across a pair I'd never worn. Ooooh, I think, why haven't I ever worn these? Perfect for a party cuz they're glittery! I put them on and realise why I've never worn them, they are 5 inch heels, but soooo lush, so I practice walking around a bit, then the doorbell goes. I totter out and open the door, thinking it was Trisha my neighbour, and 3 workmen are stood there  . Came back early to finish the job. I said sorry for being in heels and pajama bottoms (with cows on them), then stepped back to let them in , wobbled, and fell back flat on my bum. On the way down I grabbed to try and steady myself and pulled a picture down off the wall, and it fell on one of the men. NOW I know why I didn't wear the shoes!!  They are going on eBay tomorrow, far too dangerous for me! Thinking about it, maybe chrisjw would like to buy them off me..... Seeing as how he has a penchant for wearing ladies gear.  Here they are Chris, lol, what do you think?   I've got a little slinky, off the shoulder number, that would compliment them perfectly................  Thought you might.  |
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Post by Smokeybebe on Nov 14, 2013 9:53:05 GMT
Lol Well one day i decided back in the days i had lots of piercings as well as tattoo's i would get a prince albert.... so off me and my mates trundled to go get my wee man pierced... the piercing went well, easy in fact but it was afterwards that was messy. Because the piercing went so well, we decided to go grab a meal in the local pub down the road, so we went in and found a table and sat down.. as i sat i noticed my trousers were very wet, so started to wonder what it was! was it sweat? had i lost all sensitivity and pissed myself and not realised? so i nudged my mate and we went down to the loo's, at this point i hadn't even though to check the chair or surrounding area. So we get to the bathroom and i drop my trousers to find out wtf was going on and was met with armageddon, covered from the groin down in blood and it was still coming thick and fast! bleeding absolutely everywhere, so i bundled everything back into my trousers best as possible, and my mate helped me back upstairs best as possible as once i'd realised what was going on i felt a bit faint, and so did my mate tbh. we got back upstairs and went to the bar and asked them for a single sterile rubber glove and an elastic band, a bit bewildered they passed me them to me and we rushed back down and proceeded to stuff lil digi into the glove and elastic band it until i got home. went back over to our table to collect our stuff and noticed little puddle of blood on the floor and the seat was covered... quickly informed the management and explained what had happened rather embarrassingly and we left to get home quick sharp lmao.  kinda worked out it was something to do with a piercing on your member, but wasn't expecting it to be that bad!  |
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Post by Smokeybebe on Nov 13, 2013 23:46:10 GMT
Mines graphic...involves gentials, needles, blood and a pub I'll let your imaginations piece the rest together Think I'm probably wrong, but.......omg!  |
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Post by Smokeybebe on Nov 13, 2013 23:43:50 GMT
Had a bit of a one today, workmen fitting solar panels on my roof, we're supposed to be finishing off yesterday but they had to rush off and said they would be back Friday. This afternoon I had been trying on some clothes and shoes for an upcoming party, and my neighbour texted me to say she was popping in for a coffee, so I quickly pulled on some pajama bottoms. 5 mins passed and she didn't come in so I carried on sorting my shoes out and came across a pair I'd never worn. Ooooh, I think, why haven't I ever worn these? Perfect for a party cuz they're glittery! I put them on and realise why I've never worn them, they are 5 inch heels, but soooo lush, so I practice walking around a bit, then the doorbell goes. I totter out and open the door, thinking it was Trisha my neighbour, and 3 workmen are stood there . Came back early to finish the job. I said sorry for being in heels and pajama bottoms (with cows on them), then stepped back to let them in , wobbled, and fell back flat on my bum. On the way down I grabbed to try and steady myself and pulled a picture down off the wall, and it fell on one of the men. NOW I know why I didn't wear the shoes!! They are going on eBay tomorrow, far too dangerous for me! Thinking about it, maybe chrisjw would like to buy them off me..... Seeing as how he has a penchant for wearing ladies gear. Here they are Chris, lol, what do you think? |
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Post by Smokeybebe on Nov 13, 2013 23:18:02 GMT
Only the girls will understand. Some years ago..sitting in line...waiting to be called in for a smear test. You know the drill girls..hop up...legs well apart...and relax. Voice called, next please, I looked up....ffs I do not believe this.. he who is about to view my bits is only neighbours father. Did I scarper? Well I thought about it for a second, decided to go for it and chatted about the weather. i was in this position but doctor said something funny and i laughed so hard i spat the speculum out and it hit the opposite wall ... he wasnt very amused then ... ping pong anyone? Omg... |
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Post by Smokeybebe on Nov 13, 2013 14:15:04 GMT
Arnt Recon supposed to be good at finding things out? Gathering intelligence and such? Could've come in handy then.  Yeah, but that would spoil the element of surprise........& I like little surprises........adds to the fun....... Oh I quite agree chrisjw Don't think that little surprise was one that Wobblybootie wants to repeat though |
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Post by Smokeybebe on Nov 13, 2013 13:38:52 GMT
Oh that's brilliant! We'll done you, gonna go order right now! Thanks a lot @freefromsmoking |
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Post by Smokeybebe on Nov 13, 2013 13:35:16 GMT
WobblybootieBy this, I am assuming you were not from Recon...  Arnt Recon supposed to be good at finding things out? Gathering intelligence and such? Could've come in handy then. |
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Post by Smokeybebe on Nov 13, 2013 10:47:19 GMT
Only the girls will understand. Some years ago..sitting in line...waiting to be called in for a smear test. You know the drill girls..hop up...legs well apart...and relax. Voice called, next please, I looked up....ffs I do not believe this.. he who is about to view my bits is only neighbours father. Did I scarper? Well I thought about it for a second, decided to go for it and chatted about the weather. |
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Post by Smokeybebe on Nov 13, 2013 10:46:39 GMT
Okay, many years ago ... (actually, the long hot summer of '76) I was based in Poole (Dorset) had been out with my Oppos, thought I had trapped so went off with my intended partner for the night only to be rejected at the last minute ... As it was the early hours of the morning I decided to cut my losses and return to Camp. It's not far, I'll walk !! Half way back, a car pulled over (Vauxhall Viva HB) the window opened and a lift was offered ... I accepted, got in to find myself sitting next to a rather nice looking slightly older woman (I was 20 so slightly older to me meant anywhere between 21-35ish) Not bad I thought, "Would you like a drink" she said. Being a person of absolutely no morals or conscience I agreed. Anyway 10 minutes later we were in her lounge with a drink, ... things moved on ... and on until still semi clothed she started paying very very close attention to my trouser snake (Yeah I know, but we are in polite company here) Well, I thought I would reciprocate so my hand moved up her legs ... and found ... Yep, you guessed it ... Meat and Two veg!! Did I run???? Nope! Did I take any further part? Nope but I did let her finish what she started!! As an aside, The next day after my Oppos had picked themselves off the floor and finished laughing I found that I was one of many she had trapped that summer. Ah well put it down to experience ... LadyBoy anyone? |
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Post by Smokeybebe on Nov 13, 2013 10:35:30 GMT
Smokeybebe could you post a link to the website above .... I am thinking of buying either the Bob Marley or Che Guevara battery for my grandson for his birthday. PS: those were pretty cheap ciggies that you used to smoke ... 2040 cigs avoided and £102.00 saved = £1 a pack of 20! Lol, they were pretty cheap weren't they. I got a bit mixed up trying to work it out and my laptop was low on battery so I just put it in quickly before it died. I smoked cutters choice roll-ups, and a small pack lasted me about 3 days, I need to update that don't I. The website is American, it's www.thevaporgirl.comTried to link to it but it's beyond the realms of my capability on an ipad Ooooh, maybe not |
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Post by Smokeybebe on Nov 12, 2013 22:02:03 GMT
Oh ffs ! I hate you Super-Shiny  I had no choice but to look did I.  And I like this....and they arnt even pink or purple!    And they do paypal!  |
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Post by Smokeybebe on Nov 12, 2013 21:52:56 GMT
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Post by Smokeybebe on Nov 12, 2013 20:43:46 GMT
Just gonna go through that whole thread. Will be a while. Thanks for that Roscopecotrain |
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. I can feel how upset and angry you are, my heart goes out to you. What an impossible, stressful situation to be in. You have had bucket loads of patience with the woman, I'd have flipped long ago I think.
you have dealt with this so well up to now, I'm sure you can deal with whatever comes next.
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. Came back early to finish the job. I said sorry for being in heels and pajama bottoms (with cows on them), then stepped back to let them in , wobbled, and fell back flat on my bum. On the way down I grabbed to try and steady myself and pulled a picture down off the wall, and it fell on one of the men.
kinda worked out it was something to do with a piercing on your member, but wasn't expecting it to be that bad! 
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