Most embarrassing moment ever.

[Smokeybebe]

I thought that, seeing as we are amongst friends here, we could possibly share some of ours. I,ll show you mine if you show me yours.

My worst one is far too graphic to put here, however friendly you all are but coming a close second is this ....

I was shopping in a mall, and stepped in a lift to go up a few floors. A gorgeous guy got in, about 30, longish wavy hair and come-to-bed eyes.

He smiled at me, I smiled back. And the conversation went like this...

Him- hi, you ok?

Me- yes thanks.

Him- what are you up to?

Me- oh just shopping.

Him- how long are you gonna be?

Me- well, how longs a piece of string. Why? (Thinking it was a bit of an odd question to ask)

Him- what are you doing after.?

Me- just going home I guess?

Him- Wanna come for a drink?

Me (thinking omg, I've pulled a fit young thang)- well I should be getting back really, but.....

Him- Do you mind!! I'm on the phone!! (Pulling ear-phone out of his ear)

Me-



Those lift doors couldn't open fast enough for me...

[toots]

[Super-Shiny]

All of mine are too graphic

[DiscoDes]

[chrisjw]

My most embarrassing moment was actually for the other party involved..................I can't go into detail, suffice to say it mainly involved his ear & my gentleman sausaage..............but I was very very drunk...............& unfortunately for him, it occurred in a rather crowded restaurant at a xmas do.........................................................oh yeah.......& it was my partner at the times boss.

[vereybowring]

A GF's mum walking in on us while we were busy talking about how good she looked in the lacy underwear ahem. . . . honest.

I apologised to the parent but wasn't really all that embarrassed but its the best I've got.

EDIT: to put my embarrassment quotient in context a few weeks later we all went to the cinema and I said to the GF's mother that her daughter and myself were off up the back to meet our pack of mates. . .

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 11, 2013 13:51:52 GMT chrisjw said:

My most embarrassing moment was actually for the other party involved..................I can't go into detail, suffice to say it mainly involved his ear & my gentleman sausaage..............but I was very very drunk...............& unfortunately for him, it occurred in a rather crowded restaurant at a xmas do.........................................................oh yeah.......& it was my partner at the times boss.

Gonna have to burn out my retina to get rid of that image now

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 11, 2013 13:47:08 GMT Super-Shiny said:

All of mine are too graphic

Why doesn't that surprise me


My worst one involves a Doctor and a tin of peaches. Never going there!

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 11, 2013 13:51:58 GMT vereybowring said:

A GF's mum walking in on us while we were busy talking about how good she looked in the lacy underwear ahem. . . . honest.

I apologised to the parent but wasn't really all that embarrassed but its the best I've got.

EDIT: to put my embarrassment quotient in context a few weeks later we all went to the cinema and I said to the GF's mother that her daughter and myself were off up the back to meet our pack of mates. . .

At first I thought you were saying that the GFs Mother was the one that looked good in lacy underwear!

[Super-Shiny]

Nov 11, 2013 15:06:37 GMT Smokeybebe said:

Nov 11, 2013 13:47:08 GMT Super-Shiny said:

All of mine are too graphic

Why doesn't that surprise me


My worst one involves a Doctor and a tin of peaches. Never going there!

I suppose i can leak one of them...........

Had stomach pains and also pains in the groin area so booked a appointment with my GP.....went to see him for it thinking all his gonna do is give me some pain killers or antibiotics or something but instead he said can you lie down on the bed pull your jeans and pants down please...i was like wtf....so lying down on the bed he said can you turn over onto your front please......by this time i am in a state of wtf wtf wtf ...... heard a ping of what sounded like gloves then these words come out "This shouldn't hurt and before i could even say what ain't gonna hurt he had his finger up my bum" but i could not just in case i took his finger with me

I will never look at him the same again, took me ages to get over it and still to this day it makes me

Last time i go to see my GP about pains around the groin area, gonna self diagnose myself from now on and use my own finger

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 11, 2013 15:18:30 GMT Super-Shiny said:

Nov 11, 2013 15:06:37 GMT Smokeybebe said:

Why doesn't that surprise me


My worst one involves a Doctor and a tin of peaches. Never going there!

I suppose i can leak one of them...........

Had stomach pains and also pains in the groin area so booked a appointment with my GP.....went to see him for it thinking all his gonna do is give me some pain killers or antibiotics or something but instead he said can you lie down on the bed pull your jeans and pants down please...i was like wtf....so lying down on the bed he said can you turn over onto your front please......by this time i am in a state of wtf wtf wtf ...... heard a ping of what sounded like gloves then these words come out "This shouldn't hurt and before i could even say what ain't gonna hurt he had his finger up my bum" but i could not just in case i took his finger with me

I will never look at him the same again, took me ages to get over it and still to this day it makes me

Last time i go to see my GP about pains around the groin area, gonna self diagnose myself from now on and use my own finger

I know what you mean romelee. I WAS that Doctor!

Seriously, I do know what you mean, I expect a few of us on here have "been there".

Just be thankful you arnt female and have ever been pregnant. Some of the stuff you have done then would make a bald mans hair curl.

[chrisjw]

Nov 11, 2013 15:09:30 GMT Smokeybebe said:

Nov 11, 2013 13:51:58 GMT vereybowring said:

A GF's mum walking in on us while we were busy talking about how good she looked in the lacy underwear ahem. . . . honest.

I apologised to the parent but wasn't really all that embarrassed but its the best I've got.

EDIT: to put my embarrassment quotient in context a few weeks later we all went to the cinema and I said to the GF's mother that her daughter and myself were off up the back to meet our pack of mates. . .

At first I thought you were saying that the GFs Mother was the one that looked good in lacy underwear!

Would have been a much more interesting tale (in my warped mind at least), if he'd been modelling said undergarments........

[chrisjw]

Nov 11, 2013 15:18:30 GMT Super-Shiny said:

Nov 11, 2013 15:06:37 GMT Smokeybebe said:

Why doesn't that surprise me


My worst one involves a Doctor and a tin of peaches. Never going there!

I suppose i can leak one of them...........

Had stomach pains and also pains in the groin area so booked a appointment with my GP.....went to see him for it thinking all his gonna do is give me some pain killers or antibiotics or something but instead he said can you lie down on the bed pull your jeans and pants down please...i was like wtf....so lying down on the bed he said can you turn over onto your front please......by this time i am in a state of wtf wtf wtf ...... heard a ping of what sounded like gloves then these words come out "This shouldn't hurt and before i could even say what ain't gonna hurt he had his finger up my bum" but i could not just in case i took his finger with me

I will never look at him the same again, took me ages to get over it and still to this day it makes me

Last time i go to see my GP about pains around the groin area, gonna self diagnose myself from now on and use my own finger

You mean you need an excuse to do that???.........................................................

[Karma]

Super-Shiny

joking apart, these types of examinations can save people's lives, don't die of embarrassment, please

[Super-Shiny]

Nov 11, 2013 18:31:55 GMT Karma said:

Super-Shiny

joking apart, these types of examinations can save people's lives, don't die of embarrassment, please

I know but my GP has bent fingers and shaky hands (i am not joking) i felt like one of those drills that they do roadworks with, didn't have to walk home, i pretty much shaked home

Gonna change GP anyway as i have never got on with them, been keep meaning to do it.