I thought that, seeing as we are amongst friends here, we could possibly share some of ours.
![:D](//storage.proboards.com/2973975/images/30yfTjP3QPippj7hX3wK.gif)
I,ll show you mine if you show me yours.
My worst one is far too graphic to put here, however friendly you all are
![(:))](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/ninja.png)
but coming a close second is this ....
I was shopping in a mall, and stepped in a lift to go up a few floors. A gorgeous guy got in, about 30, longish wavy hair and come-to-bed eyes.
![:-*](//storage.proboards.com/2973975/images/ArhQkSniclyhgw3zuKhO.gif)
He smiled at me, I smiled back. And the conversation went like this...
Him- hi, you ok?
Me- yes thanks.
Him- what are you up to?
Me- oh just shopping.
Him- how long are you gonna be?
Me- well, how longs a piece of string. Why? (Thinking it was a bit of an odd question to ask)
Him- what are you doing after.?
Me- just going home I guess?
Him- Wanna come for a drink?
Me (thinking omg, I've pulled a fit young thang)- well I should be getting back really, but.....
Him- Do you mind!! I'm on the phone!! (Pulling ear-phone out of his ear)
Me-
![(rofl)](//storage.proboards.com/2973975/images/rd3a3XzcKcp6Cp8mA_6q.gif)
Those lift doors couldn't open fast enough for me...
ahhhh so now i know who the girl was in the lift when i was on the phone!