I thought that, seeing as we are amongst friends here, we could possibly share some of ours.
I,ll show you mine if you show me yours.
My worst one is far too graphic to put here, however friendly you all are
but coming a close second is this ....
I was shopping in a mall, and stepped in a lift to go up a few floors. A gorgeous guy got in, about 30, longish wavy hair and come-to-bed eyes.
He smiled at me, I smiled back. And the conversation went like this...
Him- hi, you ok?
Me- yes thanks.
Him- what are you up to?
Me- oh just shopping.
Him- how long are you gonna be?
Me- well, how longs a piece of string. Why? (Thinking it was a bit of an odd question to ask)
Him- what are you doing after.?
Me- just going home I guess?
Him- Wanna come for a drink?
Me (thinking omg, I've pulled a fit young thang)- well I should be getting back really, but.....
Him- Do you mind!! I'm on the phone!! (Pulling ear-phone out of his ear)
Me-
Those lift doors couldn't open fast enough for me...
ahhhh so now i know who the girl was in the lift when i was on the phone!