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Post by vectis on Sept 14, 2015 19:08:23 GMT
As long as it doesn't stop the vapemail!
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Post by vectis on Sept 14, 2015 16:50:29 GMT
fertiliser
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Post by vectis on Sept 14, 2015 16:46:48 GMT
The was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 10 minutes late.
On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round.
Next Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there, but he may be 10 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, golfs left handed, and wins the round. This continues for the next few weeks, with Geoge always saying that he may be 10 minutes late, and then always winning the round golfing, either left or right handed.
The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was. They said, "George, every Saturday you say you may be ten minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf with either right handed or left handed, and always win. What is up with that?"
George replies, "Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy. Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is sleeping on her left side, I golf left handed. If she is sleeping on her right side, I golf right handed."
"Well," one of the employees questioned, "What happens if she is laying on her back?" George replies, "Then I am 10 minutes late."
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Post by vectis on Sept 13, 2015 19:03:16 GMT
With the Aspire Triton if you don't get on with the sub ohm coils you've still got the option of using it with the 1.8 ohm ones.
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Post by vectis on Sept 13, 2015 18:50:57 GMT
About two weeks ago there were a lot of wasps about but fortunately they are not so prolific this weekend here.
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Post by vectis on Sept 13, 2015 18:47:41 GMT
Well done
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Post by vectis on Sept 13, 2015 17:34:00 GMT
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Post by vectis on Sept 13, 2015 17:32:06 GMT
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Post by vectis on Sept 13, 2015 17:30:29 GMT
Instructions
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Post by vectis on Sept 13, 2015 17:26:42 GMT
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
They loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from....." "Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
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Post by vectis on Sept 13, 2015 12:01:49 GMT
around
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Post by vectis on Sept 13, 2015 12:00:32 GMT
homework headache
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Post by vectis on Sept 13, 2015 11:10:10 GMT
They have now got their own brand concentrates in 30ml bottles on the site including my all time favourite so far, Lemon Coconut Cream Cake.
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Post by vectis on Sept 12, 2015 23:47:14 GMT
I do really like them but I blinked and realised I had three. I don't know how that happened.
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Post by vectis on Sept 12, 2015 16:40:12 GMT
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