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Post by tim on Feb 8, 2016 23:01:46 GMT
Anyone know where they are for sale. Can't seem to find them. Probably me tia x edit: China or here. Or.........anywhere.....
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Post by tim on Feb 6, 2016 23:02:40 GMT
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Dai Evans." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes goats." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Too hard to catch."
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Post by tim on Feb 6, 2016 22:45:52 GMT
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife.
That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.
The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went.
The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife s**t on my face, bit three inches off my c**k, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."
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Post by tim on Feb 3, 2016 22:45:28 GMT
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Post by tim on Feb 3, 2016 22:44:44 GMT
out house
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Post by tim on Feb 3, 2016 22:36:14 GMT
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Post by tim on Feb 1, 2016 21:06:09 GMT
Nice one dagl that made me
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Post by tim on Jan 31, 2016 19:53:49 GMT
Sad
At least we can have some fun still
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Post by tim on Jan 30, 2016 21:45:55 GMT
Och tim , I'm sure I could think of a few more, but it is getting harder to remember them all these days. I know I have given up chasing the wife round the bedroom. Eventually she started going slower and by then I had forgotten why I was chasing her. Well, good news there for you. You will forget who she is. And then it's like starting all over again.... if you can remember who you are, that is.
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Post by tim on Jan 30, 2016 21:32:23 GMT
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Post by tim on Jan 30, 2016 21:28:41 GMT
Crikey lobeydosser! That's not much giving up at all! I gave up smoking at least ten times..... Then there was: give up drinking, 20+ Give up gambling, (that worked second time) Give up drugs, (gave up lots, still get tempted now and then, plus may be off to Montego Bay soon) Gave up life once (was saved, thankfully) Gave up chasing women, (well, maybe that is not an option anyway) Gave up too much to stop eating!!!!!!!! Hope you do well though. Good luck
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Post by tim on Jan 30, 2016 20:59:32 GMT
Bowie/Reed
Harrison/Orbison
Bolan/Black
Three for starters.
Please add more. They will always be remembered individually, but, how nice to see them together.
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Post by tim on Jan 27, 2016 22:26:16 GMT
Meltdowns happen to most people at times. These guys will get over it, but whether they return here is down to what caused the meltdown. They will be fine. And everyone else will move on.
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Post by tim on Jan 24, 2016 21:30:46 GMT
I vaped some strange tasting juice Roscopecotrain. It was hot to the tongue. Dunno who's it was, or what it was. Like you said, the hoover bit was amazing. Anna agrees too. By the way, I owe you for the cab.
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Post by tim on Jan 24, 2016 19:04:20 GMT
TC is the future of vaping (unless it gets controlled too much). It will become more user friendly. Advances in technology come fast. Evolv have made that obvious. The cost may be high at the moment, but once it becomes the norm, prices will fall. This is the nature of invention.
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