millerkev
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wanna hope he visits you 1st ...lol
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Post by millerkev on Nov 6, 2012 21:06:26 GMT
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millerkev
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wanna hope he visits you 1st ...lol
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Post by millerkev on Nov 6, 2012 23:53:32 GMT
just the girls that like this then  |
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Post by Phoenixflame (Julie) on Nov 6, 2012 23:54:32 GMT
#icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#
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timnowvapes
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Post by timnowvapes on Nov 7, 2012 0:18:53 GMT
just the girls that like this then shady times we live in Kev   |
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Ratfinkz
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Post by Ratfinkz on Nov 7, 2012 0:20:23 GMT
Pmsl
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millerkev
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Post by millerkev on Nov 7, 2012 0:25:01 GMT
i did wonder if they had 650 are 900/1100 batts  |
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foxfan
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Never take a laxative and a sleeping tablet at the same time !
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Post by foxfan on Nov 7, 2012 0:26:19 GMT
I used to race snails and i thought they would go faster if i removed the shells, but it just made them sluggish |
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millerkev
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Post by millerkev on Nov 7, 2012 0:28:47 GMT
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OneDay
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Vaping feeds my body but rock and roll fuels my soul
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Post by OneDay on Nov 7, 2012 1:05:50 GMT
I went to my local cemetery today and I see 4 men walking round and round with a coffin.....4 hours later I see the SAME 4 men carrying the SAME coffin and I thought to myself...They've lost the f***ing plot.
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jayjay
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Post by jayjay on Nov 7, 2012 12:18:03 GMT
I'm at work, the guy next to me is wetting himself laughing reading something on the Internet.
As soon as he's finished ill find out what the he'll it is and post link.
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jayjay
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Post by jayjay on Nov 7, 2012 12:26:47 GMT
Ok, these are apparently some real reviews submitted on amazon. This one is for a hair removal product. It's adult humour I'm afraid. Or should it be not so adult. Either way. Made me laugh. www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK |
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DiscoDes
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Perp's Personal Aide
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Post by DiscoDes on Nov 7, 2012 12:27:07 GMT
I just got my Missus one of those Pug Dogs as a suprise present. Despite the sqashed nose, wonky eyes and trouble breathing the dog seems to like her! |
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stitch
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I'm a friendless man. Obedient to the fact that I am not here to make anybody happy.
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Post by stitch on Nov 7, 2012 13:54:05 GMT
It's nice to see Facebook sticking up for the men in today's marriages.I recently changed my relationship status to "married" and all event invitations from my mates were automatically declined and every girl apart from my wife was deleted.
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Roger
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Post by Roger on Nov 7, 2012 14:15:06 GMT
A girl walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre, so, he gave her one.
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Pacer
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Post by Pacer on Nov 7, 2012 14:15:17 GMT
A gorgeous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her and all his professionalism flew out the window. He was overwhelmed with passion and desire and immediately told her to get undressed.
After she had disrobed, the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing
so, he said, "Do you know what I am doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "You're checking for abrasions and dermatological
abnormalities.
"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do
you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You're checking for lumps which might indicate breast
cancer."
"Correct," replied the doctor.
Then he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.
He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes.... which is why I'm here."
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