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Post by esmecullen on Nov 13, 2012 20:03:52 GMT
Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1bottle Vodka,
2 cups dried fruit.
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat. ♥
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Post by Karma on Nov 13, 2012 20:06:06 GMT
Sounds good to me Esme, thanks for sharing, will try it out at the weekend  |
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Post by boo on Nov 13, 2012 20:08:23 GMT
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Post by nicky on Nov 13, 2012 20:38:35 GMT
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Post by Banky on Nov 13, 2012 20:43:13 GMT
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Post by millerkev on Nov 13, 2012 20:44:21 GMT
call the fire brigade i just burnt down my kitchen hic hic hic
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Post by violetblade on Nov 13, 2012 21:07:40 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2012 23:09:06 GMT
Fantastico #icon_rofl#
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Post by Bluefish on Nov 14, 2012 0:25:57 GMT
Nice one esme #icon_rofl#
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Post by Brian on Nov 14, 2012 1:03:19 GMT
That has been stolen for FB status |
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Post by esmecullen on Nov 14, 2012 7:15:26 GMT
Brian, a friend sent it via email, my FB is extremely boring lol, mainly use it for networking, sorry should have said its not original
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Post by howie65 on Nov 14, 2012 7:57:59 GMT
Sorry had to steel that one made me laugh so much just had to share
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