Waitrose............

[chrisjw]

........ + oldies = Total Nightmare.......I don't normally drink during the day, but I'm about to break that habit....

[Karma]

I feel your pain chris!

My Dad is 91 and insists on going shopping every Friday, then moans about how busy it is. He flatly refuses to shop on any other day ???

[Raffles]

What happened Chris, one of them trip you up with their zimmer frame?

[Sandra (aka Chillax)]

I hate shopping full stop, for anything on any day

[Deleted]

I used to work with a guy who was adamant that when he retired, he would get up and drive slowly during rush hour just to annoy the commuters ...

[chrisjw]

Why does it take all 3 members of the Beverley Sisters to block a complete aisle, whilst drumming their chins with their fingers & discussing the 'fores & againsts' of Waitrose Spam against the merits of the Fray Bentos variety. They all had a trolley each with bugger all in them, although this didn't stop them from barricading the aisle off with them......& I had the audacity to ask them to move them, which prompted rather unsavoury glares from all 3, a 2 minute huddle between them to decide who was going to do the moving & then another 2 minutes to execute the manouver.....I grew a beard while I was in there.........

[bluemagnum]

Mar 1, 2013 14:30:29 GMT @ashmal said:

I used to work with a guy who was adamant that when he retired, he would get up and drive slowly during rush hour just to annoy the commuters ...

I've met him

[Roger]

Waitrose??? Posh git

[Blownupdolly]

Mar 1, 2013 14:36:10 GMT chrisjw said:

Why does it take all 3 members of the Beverley Sisters to block a complete aisle, whilst drumming their chins with their fingers & discussing the 'fores & againsts' of Waitrose Spam against the merits of the Fray Bentos variety. They all had a trolley each with bugger all in them, although this didn't stop them from barricading the aisle off with them......& I had the audacity to ask them to move them, which prompted rather unsavoury glares from all 3, a 2 minute huddle between them to decide who was going to do the moving & then another 2 minutes to execute the manouver.....I grew a beard while I was in there.........

Do you go every Friday Chris? Which one do you go to? I shall make sure i really make your day and turn up in my wheelchair on go slow

[DiscoDes]

Mar 1, 2013 14:25:30 GMT Raffles said:

What happened Chris, one of them trip up your zimmer frame?

Edited to read correctly

[lynwlt]

[quote author="chrisjw" source="/post/365191/thread" timestamp="1362148570"I grew a beard while I was in there......... [/quote]

I bet you wish the hair on your head grew that fast....


Edited but it didn't work....

[saphire]

I like tripping people up with my white stick, people do have a tendency to bump into me and knock me over and then apologize and say I didn't see you, I just smile.

[Deleted]

Will you marry me Chris? As you can afford to even step over Waitrose threshold!!

You're far too polite, m'dear, just grab the trolleys & push them outta the way.


TBH, they're the same here, although Wednesday afternoons are just as bad, as the kids are off. And don't talk about car parking at a supermarket, they don't park here, they just abandon!

[Banky]

Never mind Chris in a couple of years you will be standing next to the
Beverley Sisters and you's will be deciding if you should go for the blue rinse.

[FFgirl]

Tescos is better ,especially the big one near my mum's, cos its full of army boys. We used to go there primarily to stare at bums and chat them up.