Big Problem, please help, but don't laugh!

[Perpetua]

PMSL Clutty!!!!!!!!!

I'm thinking your mod will not be pocket sized Ian and will need some means of locomotion to trundle it around?

[Katfish]

I have spent the last half hour looking for the blerdy dictionary, because I didn't like the sound of opprobthingy, only to find I am in a modding competition with our Ian
There is no competition, my "hormonal" mod will be at the least the mark 8 version, after I have attacked the first seven with the lump hammer. We are talking at least October before the Kat mod comes out, ( probably photographed from a great distance without a flash.)

I will be interested to see if Ian can mod a litre thermos flask though!

[ian]

How did you know what im using Kat?No competition at all,ive suddenly got alot of free time after losing my job > hence being able to link up with my mates easier again.One of them is a sparky and general git who seems to turn his hand at most things > dont you just hate people like that? Anyway,i was showing him some of my mods and he seems to think my idea can be done easily ??? So my plan is to get some stuff,tell him whats to be done and watch very carefully So if it were a competition Kat you would win anyway as your doing all the work yourself :)If i can learn to mod, atleast i wont have to ever buy any more e-cigs again.Im off to Maplins tomorrow for more ideas,as Perpy has said mine is not really a portable idea

[jerryrm]

This thread gets funnier by the moment !!!!!

[Katfish]

I know what your idea is Ian, yes I have figured it out for myself

You are going to make the prototype of the 109 vaping portaloo,
FLUSH and SNIFF, I think you may need stronger juice for that one bud, but I am sure you can do it

I will never be able to look at a portaloo without thinking of you

[Chrissie]

May 15, 2011 15:45:46 GMT Katfish said:

I will never be able to look at a portaloo without thinking of you

Now that really did make me splutter - ROFL

[Katfish]

Thanks Chrissie , I am going to rename Ian The Kharzy Chief!

Hope he doesn't pooh pooh me

[Chrissie]

PMSL Kat

[ian]

Well thats just charming :oand very funny to Its more along the lines of a smoke machine rater than a mod.Im starting to have second thoughts already though

[Jezarel]

Been there Kat. I put a 510-901 on a 901-510 to make a extension for a tank attie. The fecking thing was stuck fast, tried everything and then the only thing left to do was get a hacksaw on it. Took the skirt off the attie and rescued my adapter. Looks fecking beaten up now tho. Sad times

Jez

[Katfish]

Glad you have a more humane way of dismantling your vaping gear Jez

[Perpetua]

Why do I think Kat & Jez could be soul mates.

[Katfish]

Unfortunately I am going to need another 901 to 510 adapter!!!
Oh crumbs, I'm breaking out in a cold sweat just thinking about it
Are Kat proof ones available to buy anywhere?
I won't be able to use my 109 without one, ( the very patient and long suffering Sean is fixing it for me, bless him!)

Had a long chat with Sean about modding and the soldering gun is coming out of the packaging now. Don't worry, he told me not to touch the metal bit, cos it will be a tad hot!
Great tip Sean, thanks, I dont want a repeat of the hot brick shuffle after GRINDING the atty

Sean asked me if I really did use that blerdy great GRINDER to get at that pesky adapter and YES I DID
Fantastic, everyone should have a great big GRINDER, they are most theraputic. I have been looking around for metal to GRIND, just for the hell of it.

My eye settled on our ancient russel hobbs kettle, that drives me mad, because it sounds like a 747 taking off. I thought GRIND the top off and stick a plant in. I could DRILL holes in the bottom. Double whammy of joy
Graham said we are not going to buy a new kettle, just because you want to GRIND the old one ??? Oh well

[jerryrm]

Oh oh, methinks Kat is going crazy with the grinder !!! She will be grinding everything in sight, now !!!

[Chrissie]

Kat, if you grind the kettle enough you could mod it & turn it into a large vaping machine