MP warns against danger of children downloading e-cigarettes

[DiscoDes]

MP warns against danger of children downloading e-cigarettes from internet

A backbench Conservative MP, Sir Richard Grealey-Symes, has warned of an ‘e-cancer timebomb’ if something is not done about the latest menace of e-cigarettes.

‘My teenage grandchildren have assured me that e-smokes have ‘gone viral’, with children as young as six getting addicted to e-tobacco which can be downloaded for free off the Internet’, said the concerned 76-year-old baronet. ‘In the past, youngsters had to go behind the school bike shed for a furtive smoke, and all one had to do was drag them out and give them a good flogging. But now they’re ‘logging on’ to social sites like Myface and Spacebook in the privacy of their own bedrooms and indulging in marathon smoking sessions with their friends. I’ve even heard of one 10-year-old who was rushed to A&E with ten megabytes of e-nicotine in his system.’

Grealey-Symes has also warned that electronic marijuana is now on the scene and Britain is staring into an abyss of e-reefer madness. ‘What’s most worrying is that because it’s in electronic form it can’t be detected by sniffer dogs. We were caught off guard in the Sixties and the drug culture was upon us before we knew it, but we must learn from our mistakes and nip this menace in the bud. We need to tell children that when the pop-up appears asking them if they’d like to download an e-joint, they should Just Click No.’

Internet giants have told the MP that they may be able to help tackle the problem. ‘We already install filters to protect young people from unsuitable material on the web, but perhaps we can also develop roaches.’

[Kaaru]

Don`t think some of those MPs don`t think like that !

[johnners]

I read that Google is working on an E-Marijuana filter for parents to keep their kids safe. I for one will bebuying this product.
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[izan]

Great site..
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[Jen]

How long before iVape or iFumes apps?

[davetherayon]

Wow, those 3d printers are good!
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[upgrader]

I'd like to know what he's smoking

[phiant101]

Oh dear.. Another series of Brass Eye on it's way? The dangers of Cake!!


Wish I knew how to link stuff, but if you search YouTube for brass eye & drugs it will help you understand this MP 

[boo]

Where are 6 year old getting free Ecigs from? Wish they'd share, I want in!

[andy01424]

sorry but think this MP is a twat or this is just a troll msg!

but uhmmmm how can you be rushed to hospital with now copied this sentence!
"I’ve even heard of one 10-year-old who was rushed to A&E with ten megabytes of e-nicotine in his system.’

uhmmm how can you have 10 megabytes in your system,except on a PC!


and by sound of it this is a game!!!! played a good one once called Stash, cool card game you mainly lost if you got busted

[alansi]

Persons like Sir Richard Grealey-Symes must every year get a Licence to Live. Just tel him, and He wants one...

[Jen]

Erm, perhaps worth noting at this point that the article is a spoof...

Although I did see somewhere that 3D printers are to be on sale from around £350, so you could technically print out a Vamo or something

[Ron]

How long before the Daily Fail prints this out in all its glory

[deesigner]

Maybe in another 50 years time it will be possible LOL! Oh how nice that would be, 'I fancy a nice steak dinner, I'll just go and down load it, while I'm at it I'll download that free Provari I forgot to get yesterday!' Ha ha ha ha ha

[Jen]

Jul 5, 2013 17:06:29 GMT deesigner said:

Maybe in another 50 years time it will be possible LOL! Oh how nice that would be, 'I fancy a nice steak dinner, I'll just go and down load it, while I'm at it I'll download that free Provari I forgot to get yesterday!' Ha ha ha ha ha

It is actually already possible to a certain extent, they're already 'printing' meat proteins - incredible stuff