nearly 2 weeks in ...............

[wibble]

I apologise but I tend to have a tendancy to sit and write little ditties when I am happy/sad etc 

I just wrote this one and thought I'd share it in here I just find sometimes I need to sit and write down a little ditty to express how I feel at the time - I save them all too ! so one day  could publish them ! LMAO !


I used to smoke cigarettes

full of nicotine & crap

Now I’ve found a better life

I now chose a fruity vap



The vapours seem to work for me

no more smelly crap & stuff

It’s still early days for me

But it doesn’t seem so tough ?



I now chose fruity flavours

instead of those stinky smokes

And I’m feeling so much better

Just like so many other folks



And I’m saving money too

which is an even bigger bargain

I need to need to get the hang of this

and learn some of the jargon



I no longer feel the need for smokes

I am finally escaping …

So I’m happy and content

to just continue vaping

[halight]

Great stuff

[wingit]

Excellent ditties!

[vicuk]

very nice well done

[hijack]

Nice job.

[chykensa]

Careful wibble, I might just have to set that to music!!

[CaptainChaos]

Well, seeing as I used to be in a punk rock band called CHAOS, I think I could rewrite those words, but it would immediately put my AAEC membership at risk due to the amount of sweary stuff included

Good "ditty", wibble

[Deleted]

I request a 'jargon' ditty in about two weeks please! Go on, you'll surprise yourself how much you actually know

[chykensa]

My vaping mate James and I wrote a little song about 6 months ago, but I'm buggered if I can find it - I know we posted it here, but I'll keep looking and see what I can find.

Found it!! Excuse the lyrics, but this was knocked up after a mixing session in about 10 minutes!! Hope you enjoy

[wibble]

Love it chykensa I will blame you if I end up singing this all day now !!

[CaptainChaos]

I am trying to think of something that rhymes with "Shinyitis" but I've only come up with "Arthritis" so far

chykensa - I would have played that (I'm at work again) but there is no sound on the Control Room PCs here

[gill2009]

 That was Brill chykensa - loved it 

[ruffdog]

Fantastic +1

[wibble]

Jun 1, 2014 6:44:23 GMT CaptainChaos said:

I am trying to think of something that rhymes with "Shinyitis" but I've only come up with "Arthritis" so far

chykensa - I would have played that (I'm at work again) but there is no sound on the Control Room PCs here

just googled it .... 

2 syllables:

fleitas, situs, titus, whitis



3 syllables:

bronchitis, detritus, gastritis, mazaitis, moraitis, petraitis, phlebitis, pleuritis, unitas, zemaitis



4 syllables:

arvanitis, hepatitis, laryngitis, mastoiditis, meningitis



5 syllables:

acute gastritis, chronic bronchitis, chronic gastritis, encephalitis



6 syllables:

analysis situs, delta hepatitis, osteoarthritis, serum hepatitis, viral hepatitis



7 syllables:

infectious hepatitis



8 syllables:

epidemic meningitis, lethargic encephalitis



9 syllables:

epidemic encephalitis

[CaptainChaos]

phlebitis

I'm not looking it up but it sounds funny & apologies to anyone who's got it.