what boils your blood

[flavourtank]

i10,ka,honda jazz drivers are a pain in the arse always slow and brake at every lil thing and then bmw drivers who think they own the roads

and ronaldo you've just ignited the revenge by tagging Perpetua into this..........

[Raffles]

Sept 14, 2014 20:50:09 GMT ronaldo said:

looks like I got away with that one (for now)

just remembered forum staff is all women s**t what have I done

will I retract my statement

NO

Yeah... but they're not looking in their mirror (for the purpose intended) so they don't know you're there!

Guess we'll be both banned now mate, when they've finished using the mirror for their makeup

[flavourtank]

Sept 14, 2014 20:56:16 GMT @windows said:

I suppose women are good at multi tasking when driving. Check hair, answer phone, send a text, check makeup etc etc

obviously the women that went into me wasnt dozy cow

[ronaldo]

but I thought that women have the right to reply even though there opinion is always wrong

[Perpetua]

I think I best leave this thread as I'm getting a complex, being a woman driver and working in a supermarket.

[ronaldo]

I was told that's why women have smaller feet

so they can stand closer to the sink

[flavourtank]

Sept 14, 2014 20:58:51 GMT Perpetua said:

I think I best leave this thread as I'm getting a complex, being a woman driver and working in a supermarket.

fight back stand up for your fellow species lol

[ronaldo]

Sept 14, 2014 21:01:07 GMT flavourtank said:

Sept 14, 2014 20:58:51 GMT Perpetua said:

I think I best leave this thread as I'm getting a complex, being a woman driver and working in a supermarket.

fight back stand up for your fellow species lol

yes come back and stick up for your species just keep your finger off the banned button

[Raffles]

I think this might be a good time to make a tactical retreat... it's going so 'off topic'... and we are in danger of upsetting our beloved 'mods'... even though we're right, obviously!

[chrisjw]

"Oldie Rules"

1. At least attempt to keep to one side of the aisle with your trolly, as opposed to dawdling & zig-zagging down the centre & getting in the way of everyone else.

2. Shopping trollies are meant to be bought to a standstill, by pulling back on the handle, or by actually ceasing to push it...............not by slamming the f*****g thing into the back of my legs.

2. Make a concerted effort to get up a bit earlier in the morning to do your shopping, instead of causing a total gridlock at busy times of the day.........it's not like you have a packed agenda for the day is it?

3. Put your shopping list under the clip on the handle of the trolly (that's why they went to the trouble of putting the f***** there), instead of coming to a complete standstill, in the middle of the aisle, in order to rummage about in every orifice on your body for it.

4. Instead of leaving your purse in your handbag,at the bottom of your bag on wheels that you've also bought with you to put your shopping in, how about putting it in your pocket, or better still,remove the purse whilst in the long queue that you've already caused at the checkout, because you're scrutinising every article that you put on the counter & cross referencing them with that F*****g shopping list that you've finally found too late.

5. The checkout lady really doesn't want to hear about how your bunions are playing up........honestly.......trust me, she doesn't....even though she may be smiling...so please concentrate on the matter at hand......i.e. allowing everyone else behind you to pay & get the f*** out of there.

6. As thoughtful as you may think it is, the checkout girl couldn't give a flying f*** if you do happen to have the odd 46p in loose change somewhere in your purse, so please just give her notes......after all, you wouldn't be in here in the first place if it didn't happen to be pension day & the post office only gave you notes........besides, you totally ignored my suggestion of having your purse ready & sure enough, it's at the bottom of that bloody shopping bag on wheels, that you've just filled up with all your shopping.

7. Just an idea for you to ponder, but how about putting your hat & gloves back on before you reach the exit, rather than in the middle of the exit, thereby preventing any further hold ups for the rest of the shopping population........not that the exit will be completely oldie free, because Maude & Bertha, who you were deep in conversation with slap bang in the middle of the Ovaltine & Horlicks section earlier, will be waiting there for you, rather than the bus stop, to fill you in on Elsie's grandsons latest shenanigans........

8. Invest in a pc & do it all online!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!"

[Perpetua]

As I can't resist a challenge ronaldo & flavourtank . . . . men that leave the toilet seat up after a widdle and still manage to miss the pan.

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Sept 14, 2014 21:06:40 GMT Perpetua said:

As I can't resist a challenge ronaldo & flavourtank . . . . men that leave the toilet seat up after a widdle and still manage to miss the pan.

Sometimes it just too big to handle

[Raffles]

chrisjw... Brilliant

[Perpetua]

Sept 14, 2014 21:09:59 GMT @windows said:

Sept 14, 2014 21:06:40 GMT Perpetua said:

As I can't resist a challenge ronaldo & flavourtank . . . . men that leave the toilet seat up after a widdle and still manage to miss the pan.

Sometimes it just too big to handle

Of course.

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Sept 14, 2014 21:10:49 GMT Perpetua said:

Sept 14, 2014 21:09:59 GMT @windows said:

Sometimes it just too big to handle

Of course.

Could be these new glasses though