what boils your blood

[fiddles]

Why do women insist on the toilet seat down when we all know that their arses are wide enough that they don't need the seat down to sit there





Bye

[flavourtank]

when women tidy up and you put something there for a reason and cant find the bloody thing and you ask where it is and the reply is i dont know if you put it somewhere safe you'd know where it is

[flavourtank]

Sept 14, 2014 21:18:08 GMT fiddles said:

Why do women insist on the toilet seat down when we all know that their arses are wide enough that they don't need the seat down to sit there





Bye

because they are to lazy to do it themselves 

[Deleted]

Sept 14, 2014 21:18:08 GMT fiddles said:

Why do women insist on the toilet seat down when we all know that their arses are wide enough that they don't need the seat down to sit there





Bye

[prr]

People walking 3 or 4 wide on the pavement at about 1/2 an mph so that you have to go around them by going in the road and then they look at you as if you are a mugger

[Deleted]

When you're done something to p**s the other half off but you don't know what it is and you ask you get " well if you don't know im not going to tell you " . Hang on a minute I'll just check fekin crystal ball.

[ronaldo]

Sept 14, 2014 21:50:21 GMT @windows said:

When you're done something to p**s the other half off but you don't know what it is and you ask you get " well if you don't know im not going to tell you " . Hang on a minute I'll just check fefin crystal ball.

that is the answer of the day brilliant happens all the time we have all heard it

[Ron]

Sept 14, 2014 21:06:40 GMT Perpetua said:

" men that leave the toilet seat up after a widdle "

not me Perpetua I make a point of putting the seat down but also the bloody cover it drives the other half mad because she cannot tell me off for following orders

[Deleted]

Talking through your fav tv prog but when she's got bloody corrie or emmerdale on you cant say a bloody word.

[fiddles]

Why women say "we need to talk" when she really means "you better f***ing listen & don't you dare open your mouth"

or


She stopped me going out with the lads, made me cut my hair & even dressed me differently, then she has the cheek to say " you've changed, your not the same man I first met"

[Deleted]

My internet connection, the company is definitely run by men!!

[ronaldo]

Sept 14, 2014 22:14:28 GMT jess said:

My internet connection, the company is definitely run by men!!

why does it work all the time

[Deleted]

How about texting you all day at work, then when your home in the evening saying "your quiet tonight" . I know ive fupping run out of things to say grr ????

[Deleted]

Sept 14, 2014 22:16:27 GMT ronaldo said:

Sept 14, 2014 22:14:28 GMT jess said:

My internet connection, the company is definitely run by men!!

why does it work all the time

NO, that's the ruddy problem!!

[igual]

Asshats that sit in the disabled seats on bus/train as I cannot bend leg well to cram myself into normal seat and I'm very unsteady on my legs. I always give up my seat for elderly / those more disabled than me.

The wench when she moves things and expects me to know where she put them.

Them muppets that walk around with their trousers riding low and their butts hanging out.

Next door when she decides to row with whatever moron she is shag#%*g at 3am high as a kite.

That will do for now