Problem page..

[lynwlt]

Dear Aunty...

I am allowed to vape at work but one of my colleagues hates the smell of my vanilla custard.

She says it makes her feel sick.

Her over-use of perfume makes me feel the same, but I am an adult and quietly throw up when no-one is looking.

Should I make a fuss to match hers or should I stay silent and maintain the moral high ground?

Confused in Southampton..



Anyone else want to join in??

[Greg]

Dear Lyn,
I'd suggest vaping something less offensive to your colleague. You are very lucky you can vape in work so a little consideration of others probably isn't too much to ask. If you persist with your anti social behaviour in the eyes of your colleague she is likely to complain and you could find yourself out in the cold both figuratively and physically.

Also maybe she has BO

Yours Aunty.

[lynwlt]

Dear Aunty,

I think I would prefer to smell her BO rather than gallons of Este Lauder Youth Dew that she dowses herself in.
However, I thank you for the insight.

What would you suggest I vape that tastes similar to custard but smells of something more like Youth Dew?

Still confused in Southampton..

[prr]

Dear lynwlt ,

May I suggest buying your colleague a vanilla custard based perfume, hence killing two birds with one stone.

Yours,
Uncle prr.

[Greg]

Dear Lyn,
For BO fetish advice you'll need to sign up to my premium service site.
For alternative vape I'd suggest you move away from custard and try something a little more subtle such as fruit or mint.
Just think how much more you'll enjoy your custard after a little abstinence during the day, it might just make you feel tingly all over.

Aunty.

[Greg]

Dec 30, 2014 16:13:23 GMT prr said:

Dear lynwlt ,

May I suggest buying your colleague a vanilla custard based perfume, hence killing two birds with one stone.

Yours,
Uncle prr.

Killing two Birds Custard with one stone 

[lynwlt]

Dear Uncle prr,

I look forward to receiving your recommendations for perfume that smells of custard....

Aunty Gregb

I only work at night..

I'm not sure I would be able to sleep if I felt tingly all over....

Even more confused in Southampton...

[chrisjw]

Get 'er sacked............problem sol-ved...................




"Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!"

[Greg]

Dec 30, 2014 16:32:25 GMT chrisjw said:

Get 'er sacked............problem sol-ved...................




"Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!"

That's the Xmas spirit 

[blakey]

Sent the bit#h round here and I'll give her my cold
She'll smell bugga all then

[lobeydosser]

Dear Lyn, You have mentioned 3 words that I find absolutely repugnant!!!!!

WORK, VANILLA & CUSTARD.

These are enough to put me off my xmas good cheer.

[djs]

Dear lynwlt

Can I suggest your work colleague writes some scathingly awful reviews about E-Lites being really expensive and rubbish.

Then, the terribly nice ex-military chaps who work for E-Lites will send round "de boyz" and force her into retirement in the sleepy backwaters of a rural near-Wales-place.

Either that, or take her shopping to an establishment that caters for women who know how to smell fresh rather than chucking on 10mls of Estee Lauder "Eau de vache malodorante"

[ringading]

May i suggest
1 large tin of baked beans
1 liver
anchovies and onions.
1 glass of Andrews liver salts before bed.

return to work the following day, she'll soon know a real smell to make her sick.

[Deleted]

How about chucking a bucket of custard over her and telling her to wind her neck in

[igual]

Dear lynwlt
After extensive reaserch and consulting,
The AAEC custards aficionado executive branch
reccomend this fragrance www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Comptoir-Sud-Pacifique/Vanille-Extreme-Eau-de-Toilette-737.html
I also reccomend vaping something innofensive like afro dizziac or fluid.
Both of these have low smells