Dog or wife?

[Karma]

1 The later you are the more excited your dogs are to see you


2 Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dogs name


3 Dogs like it when you leave things on the floor


4 A dogs parents never visit


5 Dogs agree you have to raise your voice to get your point across


6 You never have to wait they are ready to go 24 hours


7 Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk


8 Dogs like to go hunting and fishing


9 A do will not wake you in the night and ask *If I died would you get another dog*


10 If your dog has babies you can put an ad in the paper and find them good homes


11 A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert


12 If a dog smells another dog on you they don't get mad they find it interesting


13 Dogs like to ride in the back of your pick up truck


And last but not least

14 If a dog leaves it wont take half your stuff





To test this theory



Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour The open the door and see who is the most pleased to see you


Sorry ladies

[hazza1962]

No Contest really!!! Unless your into Beastiality!!!

[shez]

Love it! My gorgeous cavi any day to my x

[mart166]

15. You can take a dog to Battersea Dogs Home and swap it for another (I know theres places you can do this with wife, just never get invited)




MP

[Deleted]

Sitting here now having a cuddle with my baby girl maggie the bulldog, not sure what my ex wives are up to, shopping if I had to guess.

[igual]

I tried locking them both in garage once, it didn't end well.
Dog was pleased to see me and thought the items being thrown at me were to play with.