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Post by davetherayon on Mar 28, 2015 12:44:23 GMT
I love fruit pastilles. After catching up with some internet sites and shoving handfuls of pastilles into my face, it was time to do a bit of shopping. At the counter of Tescos the assistant seemed to hide a sly grin, while one or two people looked askance at me. I checked my flies (discretely as possible), all ok there, no food scraps on the jacket or jumper, how odd! On arriving home I went to wash my hands, and saw in the mirror... a lime green fruit pastille blob that had detached from its friends and hung on to the very tip of my schnoz, like a radioactive bogie.  |
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Post by toots on Mar 28, 2015 12:54:13 GMT
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Post by Roscopecotrain on Mar 28, 2015 13:10:53 GMT
OMG Dave love it. Made me actually laugh out loud.
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Post by teethcv on Mar 28, 2015 13:13:42 GMT
pmsl
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Post by igual on Mar 28, 2015 14:01:55 GMT
 Maybe it would be safer if you Vapes them. Trip hammer does a great fruit pastel juice.
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Post by Perpetua on Mar 28, 2015 15:24:18 GMT
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Post by Pepperty on Mar 28, 2015 16:34:07 GMT
OMG! classic  I cant talk as last week my elderly godfather was rushed to hospital with a stroke and I dashed up to his house to sort his pet rabbits out before visiting, they were mucky so I cleaned them out and wirebrushed and dettoled his filthy house. When I got up to the ward his snooty cousin was there,a really irritating woman who never shuts up boasting about her successful, rich, well educated sons/grandchildren....when I finally escaped and got back to my car I glanced in car mirror and saw I had a big smutty mark on my forehead and warpaint on cheeks  Why no-one mentioned politely I'll never know?  I must have passed 100+ people...... |
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Post by clairea on Mar 28, 2015 18:58:00 GMT
Now that would have been a great picture lol
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Post by davetherayon on Mar 28, 2015 19:17:44 GMT
Now that would have been a great picture lol Damn I missed the moment there. Instead of grabbing the phone and taking a snap I submitted to the urge... grabbed the green blob and sent it down my throat to join its compadres  |
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Post by clairea on Mar 28, 2015 20:29:23 GMT
You mean you missed the selfie chance to ridicule yourself
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Why no-one mentioned politely I'll never know? 
I must have passed 100+ people......
